Marcus H
@marcush78.bsky.social
This is Marcus from Sweden. Yes, the actual country - not Sweden, Montana or anything like that.
What was the limit, 250 years?
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What was the limit, 250 years?
I suppose it's a great complement to Rocky road
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I suppose it's a great complement to Rocky road
Imagine what Fox would've sounded like if Biden had confused Iceland and Greenland four times in a single speech...
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Imagine what Fox would've sounded like if Biden had confused Iceland and Greenland four times in a single speech...
Maybe your sock-supplier can make hats as well.
We need one that says "Make America America Again"
We need one that says "Make America America Again"
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Maybe your sock-supplier can make hats as well.
We need one that says "Make America America Again"
We need one that says "Make America America Again"
They're shooting the cats, they're shooting the dogs.
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 AM
They're shooting the cats, they're shooting the dogs.
Maybe he stopped short
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Maybe he stopped short
He should change it up and become Rock "the Johnson" Dwayne
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
He should change it up and become Rock "the Johnson" Dwayne
Donald Trump - prizeless
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Donald Trump - prizeless
Unfortunately the barman had a lisp: "get out or I'll get the serif"
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Unfortunately the barman had a lisp: "get out or I'll get the serif"
Those of us who have visited, and even lived among, you know it's just a stereotype.
At this moment I think we all realize it's the govt and not the citizens.
We're all cheering for you this November.
At this moment I think we all realize it's the govt and not the citizens.
We're all cheering for you this November.
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Those of us who have visited, and even lived among, you know it's just a stereotype.
At this moment I think we all realize it's the govt and not the citizens.
We're all cheering for you this November.
At this moment I think we all realize it's the govt and not the citizens.
We're all cheering for you this November.
Flooring the gas while I gas the flooring
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Flooring the gas while I gas the flooring
I imagine the files begin with "We the pedos"
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I imagine the files begin with "We the pedos"
If I hadn't been so well raised, I'd chime in with a "finger lickin good!" ... but no, not me.
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
If I hadn't been so well raised, I'd chime in with a "finger lickin good!" ... but no, not me.
I was going for "measles" but I guess that ... wow! ... also works
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I was going for "measles" but I guess that ... wow! ... also works
That's a typo. Correction: 100 guerillas.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That's a typo. Correction: 100 guerillas.
If not ten toes down, I'd settle for six feet under ...
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
If not ten toes down, I'd settle for six feet under ...
As long as it has eye-searing blue LEDs and beeps loudly for every interaction, it's welcome into my kitchen.
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
As long as it has eye-searing blue LEDs and beeps loudly for every interaction, it's welcome into my kitchen.
Flanders against the machine
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Flanders against the machine
I cast you out evil denim!
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I cast you out evil denim!
Is there such a thing as an Ice flake?
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Is there such a thing as an Ice flake?
... more like he's breaking two hips
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
... more like he's breaking two hips