Marcus H
marcush78.bsky.social
Marcus H
@marcush78.bsky.social
This is Marcus from Sweden. Yes, the actual country - not Sweden, Montana or anything like that.
What was the limit, 250 years?
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I suppose it's a great complement to Rocky road
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Imagine what Fox would've sounded like if Biden had confused Iceland and Greenland four times in a single speech...
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
can confirm
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Maybe your sock-supplier can make hats as well.
We need one that says "Make America America Again"
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
They're shooting the cats, they're shooting the dogs.
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Prizeless
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Maybe he stopped short
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
He should change it up and become Rock "the Johnson" Dwayne
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Donald Trump - prizeless
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Unfortunately the barman had a lisp: "get out or I'll get the serif"
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Those of us who have visited, and even lived among, you know it's just a stereotype.
At this moment I think we all realize it's the govt and not the citizens.
We're all cheering for you this November.
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Flooring the gas while I gas the flooring
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I imagine the files begin with "We the pedos"
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If I hadn't been so well raised, I'd chime in with a "finger lickin good!" ... but no, not me.
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I was going for "measles" but I guess that ... wow! ... also works
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
That's a typo. Correction: 100 guerillas.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If not ten toes down, I'd settle for six feet under ...
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
As long as it has eye-searing blue LEDs and beeps loudly for every interaction, it's welcome into my kitchen.
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Flanders against the machine
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I cast you out evil denim!
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Is there such a thing as an Ice flake?
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
... more like he's breaking two hips
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM