Marcus Penn
@marcuspenn.com
Father, Husband, Marine Veteran, Digital Forensics Guy, Geek, Atheist, Democrat. I think clever things that sound stupid out loud. Roll for initiative.
You missed the introduction of the new $20.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You missed the introduction of the new $20.
Here is another shot from No Kings in Jefferson City, Missouri.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here is another shot from No Kings in Jefferson City, Missouri.
Here’s one from Jefferson City, Missouri for you.
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Here’s one from Jefferson City, Missouri for you.
This is what democracy looks like. No Kings, Jefferson City, Missouri.
@maddow.msnbc.com @maddowblog.msnbc.com
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October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is what democracy looks like. No Kings, Jefferson City, Missouri.
@maddow.msnbc.com @maddowblog.msnbc.com
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Jefferson City, Missouri
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jefferson City, Missouri
Evidence repair day! So many tiny screws.
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Evidence repair day! So many tiny screws.
I’ve been a @dmbofficial.bsky.social fan for almost 30 years. They played their most loved album front to back live over the weekend at legendary venue The Gorge. And I get to listen to a completely legal bootleg. 14 year old me is freaking the fuck out.
September 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve been a @dmbofficial.bsky.social fan for almost 30 years. They played their most loved album front to back live over the weekend at legendary venue The Gorge. And I get to listen to a completely legal bootleg. 14 year old me is freaking the fuck out.
Rookie mistake building a database from ~100 gigs of plain text and running out of disk space. I didn’t think that data would balloon so badly…
September 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Rookie mistake building a database from ~100 gigs of plain text and running out of disk space. I didn’t think that data would balloon so badly…
Big 10’s score chiron is giving 90s construction zone.
August 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Big 10’s score chiron is giving 90s construction zone.
Browsing reddit while the work app fills circles and ended up on r/privacy. lol most of their suggestions are pretty bad, wrong, or just plain dumb. I’m going to venture most of them have no background in marketing or digital forensics. I have both and just giggled for an hour straight.
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Browsing reddit while the work app fills circles and ended up on r/privacy. lol most of their suggestions are pretty bad, wrong, or just plain dumb. I’m going to venture most of them have no background in marketing or digital forensics. I have both and just giggled for an hour straight.
Clean your phone’s charging port. But don’t use water. Or rubbing alcohol, it has too much water. No, I didn’t spend a couple hours staring down my microscope cleaning charging ports. What gives you that idea?
Mine was pretty bad, too…
Mine was pretty bad, too…
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Clean your phone’s charging port. But don’t use water. Or rubbing alcohol, it has too much water. No, I didn’t spend a couple hours staring down my microscope cleaning charging ports. What gives you that idea?
Mine was pretty bad, too…
Mine was pretty bad, too…
Well damn. No clue what I did and I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with her here. Did I end up on some moderation list?
August 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well damn. No clue what I did and I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with her here. Did I end up on some moderation list?
Happier than a pig in shit. Repairing devices to get at data is one of the most fun things I do. This is a badly busted Pixel 6a screen that is getting swapped. Donor screen is already prepped.
August 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Happier than a pig in shit. Repairing devices to get at data is one of the most fun things I do. This is a badly busted Pixel 6a screen that is getting swapped. Donor screen is already prepped.
This @nbcnews.com headline is why our democracy is dead. Escalates my ass. Fuck you, NBC, for being complicit.
August 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This @nbcnews.com headline is why our democracy is dead. Escalates my ass. Fuck you, NBC, for being complicit.
Last night I (DM) somehow managed a crit when rolling with disadvantage. Monster was a vampire caster. It had been knocked prone and was using a legendary action to kneecap the player right next to it. #winningatdnd
August 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Last night I (DM) somehow managed a crit when rolling with disadvantage. Monster was a vampire caster. It had been knocked prone and was using a legendary action to kneecap the player right next to it. #winningatdnd
Having a moment where it feels like all my social media is like this. I think I post interesting or even sometimes funny stuff but it’s just...this.
August 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Having a moment where it feels like all my social media is like this. I think I post interesting or even sometimes funny stuff but it’s just...this.
Marine Corps buddy of mine asked about the clown fishes.
August 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Marine Corps buddy of mine asked about the clown fishes.
Gabriel Bell would like a word.
August 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Gabriel Bell would like a word.
Another TracFone made my bitch. Man, I hate working on these things.
August 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Another TracFone made my bitch. Man, I hate working on these things.
Drive on 50W: This evening I came home from two days in the field. Missouri has some pretty sunsets and scenery. I hope you enjoy joining me on this drive from Linn to Jefferson City, MO. It was the tail end of the 2.5 hour journey home.
July 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Drive on 50W: This evening I came home from two days in the field. Missouri has some pretty sunsets and scenery. I hope you enjoy joining me on this drive from Linn to Jefferson City, MO. It was the tail end of the 2.5 hour journey home.
I feel the exact same about my pups.
July 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I feel the exact same about my pups.