There once was a linguist so proud
That he always required a crowd
Their plaudits to lavish
On his manners so knavish
That they all used to call him "Sir Fraud"
NEVER.
Oh... My employer is GIVING me an iPhone. Gimme. Gimme. Gimme quick!
Which goes to say - I am migrating devices.
NEVER.
Oh... My employer is GIVING me an iPhone. Gimme. Gimme. Gimme quick!
Which goes to say - I am migrating devices.
Is he the patron saint of Australians?
Is he the patron saint of Australians?
@exmaahal.bsky.social
#irony #surelynot #signs
@exmaahal.bsky.social
#irony #surelynot #signs
תעזרו לי למצוא לה בית אוהב 🧡
תעזרו לי למצוא לה בית אוהב 🧡
מי שקנה אותו ראשון, התגייס והחליט שכבר לא יכול לטפל בו, מאז הוא נמסר וכעת ננטש שוב (מי שלקח אותו עבר לבית אבות).
הוא בן 3, מסורס, רגוע וחברותי. חתול מאד עדין.
המשך בתגובה הבא
#פידחתולים
אנא שתפו
The has long come for the international community to deploy an intervention force between israel and palestinians, preferable a force that is both armed and has a mandate to emply these arms.
The has long come for the international community to deploy an intervention force between israel and palestinians, preferable a force that is both armed and has a mandate to emply these arms.
#seppuku
#israel
#warcrimes
#seppuku
#israel
#warcrimes
too lazy to invent lies.
petals float away.
too lazy to invent lies.
petals float away.
Thank you!
#inks
#plaudits
#fountainpens
Thank you!
#inks
#plaudits
#fountainpens