I remember the multiple news articles when you discovered the hairy Splash butt censorship!

Let me tell you, if you like hearing the phrase "Go go go!" This is the movie for you. So many people go.

I liked how it had many things, smoothly moving past my vision.

“also we do pantomimes, which are very important and artistic”

oh this is cute, its like if drag story time was a play

“NO it’s not drag actually it’s very cultural because well you see we didn’t let women act in shakespeare days so men had to do it and IT’S NOT GAY and it’s NOT DRAG”

Nothing will ever top The Happening, he should have focused on the burgers after that.

Big "But what of I, the protagonist?!" Energy.

I never said you did!

I think it's more that your presence fundamentally corrupts those around you, passively.

One you are a member of? Bet I wouldn't.

It was those feckin' seals again wasn't it

What if some charming man attempts to tempt me in an archway and I just get stuck.

"My corners", I'll lament.

I am scared of only being able to fit through square doors in the last fit.

I can practically hear the lawnmower-level purring coming from this photo.