Gonna give him the Levitation II suspicious stew

I am SO glad more people are appreciating Sally!
Absolutely amazing stuff this is!

What I'm saying is, while Cryptic canonically has a monobutt, and no genitals, that just means he has to find other forms of enjoyment out of situations...!

God I love asexuality
I love being attracted to weird, cartoony things like monobutts, but as soon as it comes to anything conventionally attractive, nah, I want nothing to do with it

Nah I would never...
Never would I draw big burly body builder muscles.
Nope, nuh uh!

Hyper messing may be hot, but wetting? Absolutely amazing
And that underwear trying to hold it all back is just... OGH!!

Oh that is one of my absolute favorite things, yes!!

*One butt cheek starts inflating at a faster rate than the other*

That's totally normal I promise...!