@margejacobsen.bsky.social
What’s a red flag you’ve ignored that was very big?
I’ll go: I was having sex with someone and she was licking my🐯and asked me to shave. During sex.
Guess what I did after crying? Went home and shaved.
I’ll go: I was having sex with someone and she was licking my🐯and asked me to shave. During sex.
Guess what I did after crying? Went home and shaved.
a woman is holding a red flag with a white pole
ALT: a woman is holding a red flag with a white pole
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January 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What’s a red flag you’ve ignored that was very big?
I’ll go: I was having sex with someone and she was licking my🐯and asked me to shave. During sex.
Guess what I did after crying? Went home and shaved.
I’ll go: I was having sex with someone and she was licking my🐯and asked me to shave. During sex.
Guess what I did after crying? Went home and shaved.
I forgot to ask for oat milk in my chai yesterday and I’m proud to share that I HANDLED that whole milk like someone who isn’t lactose tolerant.
I’m taking this as a sign that I can now eat all the cheese I want. healed
I’m taking this as a sign that I can now eat all the cheese I want. healed
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I forgot to ask for oat milk in my chai yesterday and I’m proud to share that I HANDLED that whole milk like someone who isn’t lactose tolerant.
I’m taking this as a sign that I can now eat all the cheese I want. healed
I’m taking this as a sign that I can now eat all the cheese I want. healed
“Hello party people!” Is such a horrible thing to say. Especially when it means they erase your identity as a party pooper.
January 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Hello party people!” Is such a horrible thing to say. Especially when it means they erase your identity as a party pooper.
Happy January 201st! I hope this month has been treating you as well as it’s been treating me. Non-stop fun and joy. I almost never want this month to end.
January 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy January 201st! I hope this month has been treating you as well as it’s been treating me. Non-stop fun and joy. I almost never want this month to end.
When you get home and remember you wasted a cute outfit on not cute people
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January 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
When you get home and remember you wasted a cute outfit on not cute people
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went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi