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Jordan
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Learning to use the big boy potty :)

Please don’t be mad at me
Part of that is he’s also very nice to the people around him. When Babymetal first broke onto the scene and get attacked as “fake”, Zombie was the first to step up and relentlessly defend them from the metal scene’s neckbeard population. He’s just a good dude. I support good dudes doing their things
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I must have one.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And clearly this committee has determined that the decades-long discrimination campaign against hepatitis must end.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Absolutely. They renamed their company for this bullshit!
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Absolutely.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s going to be very funny/disgusting when we learn the obvious about his politics and Trump pardons him.
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Very endearing response, honestly.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fun fact: My first Gamespot forum account was named after Foamy. I uh… got permabanned after someone asked for help and I posted a link to lemonparty.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a picture of a man says good morning ichigang
ALT: a picture of a man says good morning ichigang
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November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’d love to set them on fire myself.
a man smoking a cigarette next to a pile of money on fire
Alt: Ryan Davis (RIP) of GiantBomb.com smoking a cigarette next to a pile of money on fire
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November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Best part is the silent cello soloist.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The second one fuckin rules, Dan. A alien whale rips off a dude’s arm. Fuck yes.
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Give it time, I’m sure they just brainstorming.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I worked in the mobile department at Best Buy at the time and I don’t know if I sold a single Windows phone. The design of the OS was such an instant turn-off. I still can’t believe they released it looking like it did.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Love this team but goddamn, selling Tani was the worst decision imaginable.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
During the 2016 election and the early Trump administration years, he would sprinkle 1488 references in his tweets. Dude is, and has been, an avowed white supremacist.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I love to generate my steak with prompts.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fuck this, man.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
RFK Jr. willingly killing his own family is something even I didn’t expect.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Scandinavian horror is a lot, I find. I watched the original Speak No Evil last month and that’s just a Bummer Movie.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM