My family wore out our first cassette tape of his Redwoods live concert. Probably would have needed to buy a third if we hadn’t ultimately got a car with a compact disc player.

God we need this so badly

I don’t usually love loose adaptations, but here we are! And yet, if there isn’t some sort of Magnifico twist in the offing, I don’t think I’m going to be okay.

I married a theatre guy I met in marching band

Something not enough comic book movie fans (let alone media critics) appreciate is that The Dark Knight and The Lego Batman Movie can be simultaneously appealing to a single person.

Had surgery in January. Anesthesiologist removed my N95 to gas me. When I woke up in the crowded recovery area, I was still unmasked. The carelessness is unbelievable.

My spouse also gave this to me for Christmas! He hasn’t read it yet, but our 9-year-old perused it and came away with a blown mind: “They broke the fourth wall!”

Aunts aren’t gentlemen.

—P. G. Wodehouse, “Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen”

Tl;dr: my gallbladder is getting removed next week and I kinda want to go back to the ER and rub my CT images in his judgmental face.

…what name do you use if one of the Batmen asks for a letter of recommendation?

ANGUA: You have my claws.
SALLY: And my fangs.