Maria Irwin
@mariairwin.bsky.social
Surviving purely out of spite 🖤
Mom and bonus mom 🩵
Mom and bonus mom 🩵
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition to demand they reverse their decision and keep Colbert on air! sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
Keep Colbert on Air!
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition t...
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July 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition to demand they reverse their decision and keep Colbert on air! sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
I ordered vans for my daughter who is due in June and the box has the original release date of June 3,2022! If she ends up being born on June 3rd it will just be a funny coincidence!
January 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I ordered vans for my daughter who is due in June and the box has the original release date of June 3,2022! If she ends up being born on June 3rd it will just be a funny coincidence!
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🚨| Taylor Swift STUNS at her first game of the year!
January 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🚨| Taylor Swift STUNS at her first game of the year!
My dad misspelled two of my kids names and I nicely told him how to spell their names correctly and he of course was offended. 🙃
a young boy wearing a blue shirt is making a funny face .
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December 29, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My dad misspelled two of my kids names and I nicely told him how to spell their names correctly and he of course was offended. 🙃
My husband really asked if he could wear his Steelers shirt today.
No. Definitely not today.
No. Definitely not today.
a woman in a red shirt is sitting in a balcony watching a game .
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December 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
My husband really asked if he could wear his Steelers shirt today.
No. Definitely not today.
No. Definitely not today.
Wear something not black for Christmas.
*Puts on grey TPD sweater*
*Puts on grey TPD sweater*
a man wearing a sweater and a red hat is sitting at a table with his eyes closed .
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December 24, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Wear something not black for Christmas.
*Puts on grey TPD sweater*
*Puts on grey TPD sweater*
Believe it or not I used to like to watch football. Except I’m the type of person who will watch the teams I care about play and my husband watches every single team. So I don’t care for it as much as I once did.
a cartoon of stitch with the word boring below it
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December 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Believe it or not I used to like to watch football. Except I’m the type of person who will watch the teams I care about play and my husband watches every single team. So I don’t care for it as much as I once did.
If reincarnation is real, please let me not have anxiety and depression in my next life.
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM
If reincarnation is real, please let me not have anxiety and depression in my next life.
Check out my closet on Poshmark!
December 22, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Check out my closet on Poshmark!
I don’t get the obsession with people wanting to touch pregnant women. Like don’t touch my stomach. It’s weird.
spongebob and patrick are in front of a sign that says get strong use ointment
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December 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I don’t get the obsession with people wanting to touch pregnant women. Like don’t touch my stomach. It’s weird.
It was rare, I wasn’t there 💜💔
#LivestreamQueen
#LivestreamQueen
The Eras Tour has now officially ended. ❤
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 AM
It was rare, I wasn’t there 💜💔
#LivestreamQueen
#LivestreamQueen
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The final bow and goodbye of The Eras Tour. ❤
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 AM
The final bow and goodbye of The Eras Tour. ❤
My 2 year old just answered Dora in Spanish 🤯
a man in a black sweater is holding a cup and says i was both shocked and impressed
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December 4, 2024 at 4:08 PM
My 2 year old just answered Dora in Spanish 🤯
Forever amazed I found a high chair retailing for over $300 at the thrift store for $5.
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Forever amazed I found a high chair retailing for over $300 at the thrift store for $5.
The amount of money having a girl is going to tempt me to spend 😂😅😅
a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .
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November 27, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The amount of money having a girl is going to tempt me to spend 😂😅😅
Mental illness is not a personal failure.
I wish my mind would be as nice to me as it is to others. I constantly feel like a failure because my mind feels so “broken”.
I wish my mind would be as nice to me as it is to others. I constantly feel like a failure because my mind feels so “broken”.
an illustration of a woman sitting on the ground with the words mental illness is not a personal failure below her
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November 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Mental illness is not a personal failure.
I wish my mind would be as nice to me as it is to others. I constantly feel like a failure because my mind feels so “broken”.
I wish my mind would be as nice to me as it is to others. I constantly feel like a failure because my mind feels so “broken”.
I've been having a hard time adjusting
I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting
I didn't know if you'd care if I came back
I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting
I didn't know if you'd care if I came back
a woman is standing in the middle of a forest looking at the trees .
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November 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I've been having a hard time adjusting
I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting
I didn't know if you'd care if I came back
I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting
I didn't know if you'd care if I came back
I love seeing them have so much fun
November 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I love seeing them have so much fun
Maybe trying to lower my dosage wasn’t a great idea right before the holidays…..
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Maybe trying to lower my dosage wasn’t a great idea right before the holidays…..
I love seeing the rest of my family do things that they never bother to invite me to.
November 23, 2024 at 8:49 AM
I love seeing the rest of my family do things that they never bother to invite me to.
Finally having the couch I wanted for a LONG time really just makes me feel like my space works better. 🖤🖤
November 17, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Finally having the couch I wanted for a LONG time really just makes me feel like my space works better. 🖤🖤
Anytime I see someone with a cigarette my brain is like, “Oh. People still smoke cigarettes? Gross.”
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Anytime I see someone with a cigarette my brain is like, “Oh. People still smoke cigarettes? Gross.”