Maria
mariaregine.bsky.social
Maria
@mariaregine.bsky.social
Tech recruiter. Artist. Dog mom.
Grief is just love with no place to go
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Doubling down on my delulu
January 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
LA on fire, Dallas freezing and about to get a snowstorm. Good times
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I didn’t realize shrimp was so protein packed
January 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of my besties sent me a gift card for dominos and also for le labo. They know me so well!
December 31, 2024 at 11:36 PM
It looks like a chicken that Joshua Vides would design
This is without question the most beautiful dinosaur I have ever seen.
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Had to laugh at my attempt at eating a burrito while my mouth was numb post dentist appointment
December 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Pleasantly surprised when someone in a Nissan Altima uses their turn signal
December 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I might be one of the few that love DoorDash and don’t complain about fees because I usually don’t have any. Benefits of my credit card I guess. I got free dash pass for 4 years and I get discounts so sometimes even with tip it’s cheaper than going in person 😅
December 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Rubbing spinach leaves on bacon and feeding the spinach to my dog 😂😂
December 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"A single ChatGPT query uses around 2.9 watt-hours of electricity, which is roughly ten times more than a standard Google search; this translates to over half a million kilowatt-hours of electricity daily, equivalent to the power usage of around 180,000 US households."
December 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Don’t make me Luigi you is now a thing I’m seeing on the internet and I am a fan
December 15, 2024 at 3:32 PM
What is the science behind me being ok with my dogs human like snoring but me not being ok with actual human snoring
December 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Y’all know I love my dog but I actually don’t go nuts on buying him gifts during Christmas because he is already spoiled all year round
December 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
If I were Italian I would be proud rn
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Ngl I love handwashing my car vs going through a car wash. I am my fathers daughter.
December 9, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I wish my dog had thumbs so he could text or call me while at daycare 😅
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I got chicken pox at like 21 and this girl I sorta just met but was super cool came over and brought me soup and stuff. Many years later I told a mutual friend how sweet that was of her and she was like girl she had the biggest crush on you. Oh 😅
December 7, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Now is your time to start a security firm. These execs are scrambling for protection
December 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Thoughts and deductibles 😭😭
December 6, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Anthem pulled back you say? Hmmm is something proving to be more effective than voting
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Y’all should watch The Madness. Last episode is very much aligned with what recently happened to a certain CEO
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Frying bacon in between meetings
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
When are we gonna be able to react to emails like text messages so I don’t actually have to respond to these people
December 4, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Cardboard tampon applicator is equivalent to nails on a chalkboard
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM