Marielle Collette
@mariellecollette.bsky.social
Y’all. Blake Shelton and Keith Urban are the same person to me. Yeehaw.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Y’all. Blake Shelton and Keith Urban are the same person to me. Yeehaw.
All McDonald’s employees should receive increased wages AND HAZARD PAY for the duration of the McDonald’s Monopoly game. 🍦🍔🍟
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All McDonald’s employees should receive increased wages AND HAZARD PAY for the duration of the McDonald’s Monopoly game. 🍦🍔🍟
Best Disney voice? Demi Lovato. Best Disney knees? Demi Lovato. Sorry Not Sorry.
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Best Disney voice? Demi Lovato. Best Disney knees? Demi Lovato. Sorry Not Sorry.
Unfortunately it’s impossible to apply sunscreen without thinking about Mark Zuckerburg surfing on a $12,000 foil board. :(
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Unfortunately it’s impossible to apply sunscreen without thinking about Mark Zuckerburg surfing on a $12,000 foil board. :(
Biggest takeaway after the first episode of With Love, Meghan: God, I wish I were rich.
March 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Biggest takeaway after the first episode of With Love, Meghan: God, I wish I were rich.
Severance. Yellowjackets. White Lotus. Righteous Gemstones. The Rehearsal. I can’t hang out. My shows are on.
February 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Severance. Yellowjackets. White Lotus. Righteous Gemstones. The Rehearsal. I can’t hang out. My shows are on.
What in the Ashley Tisdale 2000s is going on here, Free People
February 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What in the Ashley Tisdale 2000s is going on here, Free People
Involuntarily screaming every time I see that one character on Yellowjackets. Nothing has scared me more. I have to avert my eyes. Even during the incredible intro because at any moment he could flash across the screen. IYKYK.
February 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Involuntarily screaming every time I see that one character on Yellowjackets. Nothing has scared me more. I have to avert my eyes. Even during the incredible intro because at any moment he could flash across the screen. IYKYK.
The scary numbers from Severance is just what happens when you try to go to sleep after playing sudoku for too long.
February 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The scary numbers from Severance is just what happens when you try to go to sleep after playing sudoku for too long.
Critics could never understand how great Uptown Girls is. 13% on Rotten Tomatoes? Go to hell. The script is incredible. I love girlhood.
February 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Critics could never understand how great Uptown Girls is. 13% on Rotten Tomatoes? Go to hell. The script is incredible. I love girlhood.
I know there’s a lot going on right now but why is mayo in taco dip. Of all the white condiments that seems like the wrong one
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know there’s a lot going on right now but why is mayo in taco dip. Of all the white condiments that seems like the wrong one
I was marked safe at the Eras movie. I was marked safe at Wicked. I was NOT marked safe at A Complete Unknown. Thank you, Cheryl, for singing, talking, and loudly sighing through the entire movie. The “Me Generation” is so fitting.
Timothée was excellent. I’m buying a fringe jacket.
Timothée was excellent. I’m buying a fringe jacket.
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was marked safe at the Eras movie. I was marked safe at Wicked. I was NOT marked safe at A Complete Unknown. Thank you, Cheryl, for singing, talking, and loudly sighing through the entire movie. The “Me Generation” is so fitting.
Timothée was excellent. I’m buying a fringe jacket.
Timothée was excellent. I’m buying a fringe jacket.
I need a season of The Traitors that’s just the cast of Dance Moms. Please make sure the castle is wheelchair accessible. Thank you.
February 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need a season of The Traitors that’s just the cast of Dance Moms. Please make sure the castle is wheelchair accessible. Thank you.
“You’re so funny.” Thanks, I have vague memories of child psychologists watching how I played with toys.
January 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“You’re so funny.” Thanks, I have vague memories of child psychologists watching how I played with toys.
Lily Blossom Bloom’s Carhartt jacket over her cocktail dress. DIABOLICAL.
January 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lily Blossom Bloom’s Carhartt jacket over her cocktail dress. DIABOLICAL.
Watched It Ends with Us to get more context for those voicemails. Her name is LILY BLOSSOM BLOOM??? His name is RYLE???
January 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Watched It Ends with Us to get more context for those voicemails. Her name is LILY BLOSSOM BLOOM??? His name is RYLE???
Jack Quaid is somehow even more theatre kid than Rachel Zegler. Get that man in a production of Seussical ASAP.
January 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jack Quaid is somehow even more theatre kid than Rachel Zegler. Get that man in a production of Seussical ASAP.
Watching Dark (2017) on Netflix. Only a few episodes in. Just when you think you can relax- NEW CHARACTER. NEW CHARACTER BUT ALSO THE SAME CHARACTER. PHOTO WITH YOUNGER VERSION OF A CHARACTER YOU JUST MET. NAME DROP OF CHARACTER YOU MET BRIEFLY IN A PREVIOUS EPISODE. But I think I like it.
January 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Watching Dark (2017) on Netflix. Only a few episodes in. Just when you think you can relax- NEW CHARACTER. NEW CHARACTER BUT ALSO THE SAME CHARACTER. PHOTO WITH YOUNGER VERSION OF A CHARACTER YOU JUST MET. NAME DROP OF CHARACTER YOU MET BRIEFLY IN A PREVIOUS EPISODE. But I think I like it.
TikTok coming back so soon feels like hearing Usher’s “Yeah!” from the bathroom at your middle school dance.
January 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
TikTok coming back so soon feels like hearing Usher’s “Yeah!” from the bathroom at your middle school dance.
Me in my winter jacket is not me. If you think you see me in a fully zipped North Face with some of the feathers coming out, that’s not me. I don’t know her. See you in the spring.
January 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Me in my winter jacket is not me. If you think you see me in a fully zipped North Face with some of the feathers coming out, that’s not me. I don’t know her. See you in the spring.
Player 001 is NOT a “hear me out.” Look at the screen. That man is objectively FINE. 🔥🔥🔥 “Omg, I can’t believe I have a crush on him.” Are you being for real
December 31, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Player 001 is NOT a “hear me out.” Look at the screen. That man is objectively FINE. 🔥🔥🔥 “Omg, I can’t believe I have a crush on him.” Are you being for real
It’s totally appropriate to include “Stick Season” on my holiday playlist. In this essay I will-
December 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It’s totally appropriate to include “Stick Season” on my holiday playlist. In this essay I will-
I listened to 13 hours of “new” Christmas music. The only song that made the playlist was Kesha’s “Holiday Road.” Makes me feel like drinking some red 40 powdered sugar icing.
December 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I listened to 13 hours of “new” Christmas music. The only song that made the playlist was Kesha’s “Holiday Road.” Makes me feel like drinking some red 40 powdered sugar icing.
This is funnier than anything I could ever post.
December 19, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This is funnier than anything I could ever post.
We all had a Pink Pilates Princess Strut Pop season, huh?
December 4, 2024 at 7:08 PM
We all had a Pink Pilates Princess Strut Pop season, huh?