OhMarie
mariepluscats.bsky.social
OhMarie
@mariepluscats.bsky.social
she/her
Fairfax VA
Comedy Cats Cycling Watercolor
BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.

"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."

"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Jessica is so goddamned funny on this show
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
He does need to be like, banished or something for me to feel good
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why are all these goddamn emails so poorly written they're worse than the ones my dad sends "from my iPad" with his bum hand
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Yes I am an "everything in America is racism/slavery" person and this makes it easy
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by OhMarie
They said "free speech" and "academic freedom" but never believed in either and now in texas you need a permission slip to mention race in class and they're fine with it. Might not have worked if people with large platforms weren't furious about marginal increases of black people in their offices
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 PM
great shot!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it's just the specialty of a regional chain it's not actually a regional pizza
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
can't produce 1000 hours of stand up a year if you don't touch on literally every topic there is
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I fucking hate "move fast break things" and it made me furious when they pretended like it was an ok idea for the government with doge
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I was seeing what shows the Kennedy center has left and the answer is Adam Carolla, this Saturday
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"you know what was the best part of our plan that we should definitely not revisit? Invading a winter place in winter"
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I've heard him burn Rapaport on stage for like, no reason at all!! A fun time
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
that's right it's just the people who want to continue to be paid for their thoughts despite being so wrong
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Rhombus one is sick!
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I think this is definitely the path forward, my parents are longtime subscribers and they've already eviscerated a lot of the normal city newspaper stuff, this feels like a death knell. Only useful thing left will be the weather team
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm in a bunch of niche cat subreddits and they're all posting "if you still support ice, leave"
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM