Marine DeBrie
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I know it’s probably random but I was annoyed that my last pin sent in the mail was 7777, changed that quickly
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I know it’s probably random but I was annoyed that my last pin sent in the mail was 7777, changed that quickly
I took some Guinness to a house party where they had run out of glasses so had to drink it straight from the can. Guess what, tastes exactly the same.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I took some Guinness to a house party where they had run out of glasses so had to drink it straight from the can. Guess what, tastes exactly the same.
Grief is an odd thing, I have a friend who lost a parent and another that lost her husband around the same time. They ended up having sex shortly after their bereavements and then never spoke of it again.
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Grief is an odd thing, I have a friend who lost a parent and another that lost her husband around the same time. They ended up having sex shortly after their bereavements and then never spoke of it again.
I've lived 5 years longer than my father did and never thought about it like that, but then he was a horrible cunt who did the world a favour when he killed himself at 39.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I've lived 5 years longer than my father did and never thought about it like that, but then he was a horrible cunt who did the world a favour when he killed himself at 39.
Depends on the council, I work for a council and the worry about “reputational damage” is real and the companies that are “outsourced” are usually working 100% for us
February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Depends on the council, I work for a council and the worry about “reputational damage” is real and the companies that are “outsourced” are usually working 100% for us
I remember the cleaning crew coming in several times a day after we were allowed back to work and wiping down every surface with isopropyl. The varnish on all the wooden surfaces was like jelly.
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I remember the cleaning crew coming in several times a day after we were allowed back to work and wiping down every surface with isopropyl. The varnish on all the wooden surfaces was like jelly.
I feel you, for a year I lost half my income and didn’t let my kids know. I lost 3 stone because I was feeding them and eating their leftovers
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I feel you, for a year I lost half my income and didn’t let my kids know. I lost 3 stone because I was feeding them and eating their leftovers
I had a friend who did some music work with Disney, he said he was expecting shiny offices but that meetings took place in the back of cars with shady looking people who he suspected were armed.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I had a friend who did some music work with Disney, he said he was expecting shiny offices but that meetings took place in the back of cars with shady looking people who he suspected were armed.
I’m assuming they are removing the vowels from two particularly scummy tabloids. They should add the xprss too
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’m assuming they are removing the vowels from two particularly scummy tabloids. They should add the xprss too
Early in my career I had a parent categorically deny that her son had smashed a CCTV camera as he would never lie to her. She continued to refuse to believe it was him even after we pointed out the camera had filmed him doing it and showed her the video.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Early in my career I had a parent categorically deny that her son had smashed a CCTV camera as he would never lie to her. She continued to refuse to believe it was him even after we pointed out the camera had filmed him doing it and showed her the video.
Can someone post a picture of the SAE for no particular reason?
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Can someone post a picture of the SAE for no particular reason?
Willing to bet you’ve searched for worse 😂
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Willing to bet you’ve searched for worse 😂
I'm guessing most people these days refrain from giving their home address to strangers on the internet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm guessing most people these days refrain from giving their home address to strangers on the internet.
Much as I love your stuff Tan, Monica Lewinsky was a victim caught in a massive power imbalance so I don’t think it’s fair to use her name in jest like this
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Much as I love your stuff Tan, Monica Lewinsky was a victim caught in a massive power imbalance so I don’t think it’s fair to use her name in jest like this
This never makes sense to me, I am right handed so hold the fork in my right hand as that's the one I bring up to my mouth. All the people who says its wrong would hold a spoon in their right hand when eating soup or ice cream etc.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This never makes sense to me, I am right handed so hold the fork in my right hand as that's the one I bring up to my mouth. All the people who says its wrong would hold a spoon in their right hand when eating soup or ice cream etc.
I can answer this for the artist at my studio, for penis and testicle tattoos they usually like the penis to be aroused when the stencil is put on. Once it’s on it can all go floppy again and it doesn’t matter.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I can answer this for the artist at my studio, for penis and testicle tattoos they usually like the penis to be aroused when the stencil is put on. Once it’s on it can all go floppy again and it doesn’t matter.
Ours was one digit off a heating oil company. I learned that there are people out there who get really angry when you tell them they’ve made a mistake. People hate being wrong I guess
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ours was one digit off a heating oil company. I learned that there are people out there who get really angry when you tell them they’ve made a mistake. People hate being wrong I guess
You're precisely why I don't ever tell people what my things are worth
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You're precisely why I don't ever tell people what my things are worth
My late father was blade down, eventually cut through the bottom of the cutlery basket so I've been blade up since childhood. My wife loads the dishwasher like some kind of lunatic so blade up or down is the least of my worries.
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My late father was blade down, eventually cut through the bottom of the cutlery basket so I've been blade up since childhood. My wife loads the dishwasher like some kind of lunatic so blade up or down is the least of my worries.
Somebody walked over my car when it was parked legally in a bay, local kids I think. Modern cars roof skins are so thin it stretched and I was told my only option was a new roof. Hopefully you're doing the same to these selfish cunts.
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Somebody walked over my car when it was parked legally in a bay, local kids I think. Modern cars roof skins are so thin it stretched and I was told my only option was a new roof. Hopefully you're doing the same to these selfish cunts.
I never round up for that exact reason. I don't steal though
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I never round up for that exact reason. I don't steal though
You think they would give that money to the poor and needy in the USA? 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You think they would give that money to the poor and needy in the USA? 🤣