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gavin newsom and benjamin netanyahu are having a very joyful and formless experience. its called "obliterating children"
dick simulator is on the app store now. its completely free. its taking over the charts. download dick simulator now. its on the app store
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
dick simulator is on the app store now. its completely free. its taking over the charts. download dick simulator now. its on the app store
gavin newsom and benjamin netanyahu have obliterated 2000000 children with the "podcast gun"
February 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
gavin newsom and benjamin netanyahu have obliterated 2000000 children with the "podcast gun"
stupid people are marching on hollywood to stop bill maher and johnny depp from making movies. its very stupid and i support whatevr bill maher and johnny depp want to do
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
stupid people are marching on hollywood to stop bill maher and johnny depp from making movies. its very stupid and i support whatevr bill maher and johnny depp want to do
u know what i hate more than being blocked? being blocked and then getting unblocked without realizing it
February 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
u know what i hate more than being blocked? being blocked and then getting unblocked without realizing it
i just defederalized my ass
February 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i just defederalized my ass
i think the world lives through me. im basically a life support machine. i suck and i pump. u guys are at my mercy
February 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i think the world lives through me. im basically a life support machine. i suck and i pump. u guys are at my mercy
squirting in the shower. squirting on the toilet. squirting in the car. squirting on the plane
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
squirting in the shower. squirting on the toilet. squirting in the car. squirting on the plane
i want brand specific dick. i want brand specific balls. i want brand specific nuts. i want brand specific ballsack
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i want brand specific dick. i want brand specific balls. i want brand specific nuts. i want brand specific ballsack
"its not how many balls u have its how u use them" what a profound quote from a complete moron. read a book
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"its not how many balls u have its how u use them" what a profound quote from a complete moron. read a book
its amazing what i can do when i let the brand take over my body. oh yes. the brand. that makes me tingle. that makes my balls twitch. i love brands
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
its amazing what i can do when i let the brand take over my body. oh yes. the brand. that makes me tingle. that makes my balls twitch. i love brands
just got nominated for "most annoying person on this app" i deserve it but damn. im not even real
February 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
just got nominated for "most annoying person on this app" i deserve it but damn. im not even real
im about to be ambushed by dozens of smurfs and i have no way to defend myself. theyre fuckin small
February 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
im about to be ambushed by dozens of smurfs and i have no way to defend myself. theyre fuckin small
i want to block the blockchain from erasing my trans ass
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
i want to block the blockchain from erasing my trans ass
cnn says theres a 99.9% chance im gay. theyre calling it. fox news is calling it too
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
cnn says theres a 99.9% chance im gay. theyre calling it. fox news is calling it too
im like natalie portman but with balls. im like peter griffin with dick and balls. peter griffin natalie portman balls
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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ohhhhh my angel. my goddess. my sweet divine wife. go ahead. use your safe word. it's perfectly fine. i promise
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
ohhhhh my angel. my goddess. my sweet divine wife. go ahead. use your safe word. it's perfectly fine. i promise
ppl say u gotta have a reason to do everything. so i invented a new reason for jacking off. its called "the penis reason"
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
ppl say u gotta have a reason to do everything. so i invented a new reason for jacking off. its called "the penis reason"
i sleep in a fake bed with my wife. i mean. a real bed. i sleep in a real bed with my fake wife
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i sleep in a fake bed with my wife. i mean. a real bed. i sleep in a real bed with my fake wife
hate when people put substack links in their bio. im not going to substack. fuck you sir. eat shit
February 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
hate when people put substack links in their bio. im not going to substack. fuck you sir. eat shit
i would shit my ass off if i had to. i would shit your ass off too if the situation called for it
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i would shit my ass off if i had to. i would shit your ass off too if the situation called for it
hanging out at the hormone doctor. nurse asks me if i want to see a magic trick. im like "piss off lady"
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
hanging out at the hormone doctor. nurse asks me if i want to see a magic trick. im like "piss off lady"
i dont dress like a boy bc of the gendercide that was instigated by the transgender pope to destroy our families
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i dont dress like a boy bc of the gendercide that was instigated by the transgender pope to destroy our families
the news app warned me about a spike in violent crime. i immediately uninstalled it and put a ski mask on my penis
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
the news app warned me about a spike in violent crime. i immediately uninstalled it and put a ski mask on my penis
plastic pollution. its not just in the sea. its in my balls. in my big beautiful balls. theyre frickin huge
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
plastic pollution. its not just in the sea. its in my balls. in my big beautiful balls. theyre frickin huge