Is this shit dead yet? Twitter is rancid but there is nothing here.

Freshly squeezed for the Halloween work party

60 days from closing (probably today) my new coworkers can finally unionize with us and that is rad.

Acquired another weird work gift today. Guess I’ll add it to the odds things I’ve acquired collection like this skateboard lmao.

Here’s my dumbass face

Ron Rivera and Jack Del Rio make me want to commit sudoku.

Toodaloo my dudes

I don’t know to call this because it’s clearly not a tweet but calling it a post sounds dumb. So I’ll combine them and for here on out it’ll be a Pete.