thank you beebs 💕

i can’t believe there’s a typo i am so embarrassed

my favorite part of philadelphia winning anything is their police scanner sounding like a real like war zone

wish i could like this more than once

all the money in the world and still couldn’t get a set of natural looking veneers

my husband geared up for tinned fish summer last year after seeing a tik tok about it. he bought so much tinned fish. he opened one tin and decided he didn’t like it. pls come get the 50 tins of fish from my garage.

emotional non-eating, somehow picked smoking cigarettes back up on accident. we’re just trying to survive 🤷🏻‍♀️