Mark T. Tomczak
@mark.mastodon.fixermark.com.ap.brid.gy
Career software engineer living something approximating the dream he had as a kid.
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Inside you is one wolf.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Inside you is one wolf.
First ride in a #waymo. Apparently, it integrates to my YouTube Music account.
... This felt appropriate.
... This felt appropriate.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
First ride in a #waymo. Apparently, it integrates to my YouTube Music account.
... This felt appropriate.
... This felt appropriate.
Estimates are hard.
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Estimates are hard.
... OH THAT'S NEW.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
... OH THAT'S NEW.
Oh, Virginia.
Sometimes I do miss you.
Sometimes I do miss you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh, Virginia.
Sometimes I do miss you.
Sometimes I do miss you.
When you get to the end of it, you meet Jesus.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When you get to the end of it, you meet Jesus.
Disney: "I don't know what you mean. Zootopia 2 is just a good movie. If furries enjoy it, it's because it's good. We're not making movies _for_ furries."
Also Disney:
Also Disney:
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Disney: "I don't know what you mean. Zootopia 2 is just a good movie. If furries enjoy it, it's because it's good. We're not making movies _for_ furries."
Also Disney:
Also Disney:
astronomy club head: oh hey u guys are back early
astronomer: sky's haunted
astronomy club head: what?
astronomer: _loading another telescope and long-exposure camera and getting back in the van_ sky's haunted
(photo credit: John Stetson, Sebago Lake, Maine, by way of Westport Observatory)
astronomer: sky's haunted
astronomy club head: what?
astronomer: _loading another telescope and long-exposure camera and getting back in the van_ sky's haunted
(photo credit: John Stetson, Sebago Lake, Maine, by way of Westport Observatory)
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
astronomy club head: oh hey u guys are back early
astronomer: sky's haunted
astronomy club head: what?
astronomer: _loading another telescope and long-exposure camera and getting back in the van_ sky's haunted
(photo credit: John Stetson, Sebago Lake, Maine, by way of Westport Observatory)
astronomer: sky's haunted
astronomy club head: what?
astronomer: _loading another telescope and long-exposure camera and getting back in the van_ sky's haunted
(photo credit: John Stetson, Sebago Lake, Maine, by way of Westport Observatory)
(disclaimer: The Onion is parody news)
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
(disclaimer: The Onion is parody news)
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don't know that anyone actually makes hay about Charles Martinet's voicing choice... But sometimes it feels a little weird nobody does? :)
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I don't know that anyone actually makes hay about Charles Martinet's voicing choice... But sometimes it feels a little weird nobody does? :)
Me when I check my stock portfolio.
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me when I check my stock portfolio.
We take you now live to corporate America's digital infrastructure...
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We take you now live to corporate America's digital infrastructure...
Dumping all my GOOG and F in favor of
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dumping all my GOOG and F in favor of
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Why don't we just do what Google does? They're successful."
_Me, thinking about the "pagers" file, the one file where everybody's name and phone number was, the one file for a 10,000+ engineer company. The file where if your phone number changed you […]
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_Me, thinking about the "pagers" file, the one file where everybody's name and phone number was, the one file for a 10,000+ engineer company. The file where if your phone number changed you […]
[Original post on mastodon.fixermark.com]
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Why don't we just do what Google does? They're successful."
_Me, thinking about the "pagers" file, the one file where everybody's name and phone number was, the one file for a 10,000+ engineer company. The file where if your phone number changed you […]
[Original post on mastodon.fixermark.com]
_Me, thinking about the "pagers" file, the one file where everybody's name and phone number was, the one file for a 10,000+ engineer company. The file where if your phone number changed you […]
[Original post on mastodon.fixermark.com]
Apparently they're putting up more signage to warn drivers about entering highways from the wrong direction around here.
... I wish them the best.
... I wish them the best.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Apparently they're putting up more signage to warn drivers about entering highways from the wrong direction around here.
... I wish them the best.
... I wish them the best.
I had a silly idea for a Halloween shirt, so if anyone wants to buy one, here's the link.
https://www.zazzle.com/skeleton_storage_t_shirt-256165552486062680
https://www.zazzle.com/skeleton_storage_t_shirt-256165552486062680
September 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I had a silly idea for a Halloween shirt, so if anyone wants to buy one, here's the link.
https://www.zazzle.com/skeleton_storage_t_shirt-256165552486062680
https://www.zazzle.com/skeleton_storage_t_shirt-256165552486062680
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
_gets turned into a dodecahedron and crushed by a demigod_
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
_gets turned into a dodecahedron and crushed by a demigod_
Guys will see this and just think "Hell yeah."
September 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guys will see this and just think "Hell yeah."