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Mark A. Rayner
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Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar […] [bridged from https://mas.to/@markarayner on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Wonder Sauna Hot Pants: The Fun Way to Sterilize Your Husband!

#weird #ad #humor #humour
a couple wearing ridiculous wonder sauna hot pants (short) Wonder Sauna Hot (short) Pants health watchers of America look better feel better wake up your body for men and women slenderize exactly where you want one size fits all easy to inflate quickly reduces inches from your hips, and thights
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 1d
But can they dance around a stage kicking up their legs? (Toucancan.)

#pun #humor #humour
image of a toucan looking happy with a label: toucan image of a toucan looking sad with a label: toucan't
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d
@octothorpe He's a thinker!
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d
@octothorpe I had no idea they were so adorable until I saw this!
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d
A blast of cuteness for this glorious Monday morning. [sound on!!!]

#porcupine #pumpkin #humor #humour #cute
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 3d
100%! I would also object, decline and reject such actions.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
a sign on a door that says: REFUSE to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 4d
Goals for a #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour
a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10d
"I really enjoyed this fun romp through alternate universes, following alternate Max Tundras (what a perfect character name too). Reminded me of Vonnegut, smart, wryly funny, and makes you think. I’m glad I picked this up! " –Kit

https://geni.us/AlphaMax […]

[Original post on mas.to]
Cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- a ginger man with a beard's head, split into slices, with galaxies seen inside them
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 5d
Flight of the Chonkries [sound on!]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: a chonky puppy riding on top of a robot vacuum, on it's belly, as Flight of the Valkyries plays in the background.]
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 6d
I'm starting to suspect some of these images are Photoshopped.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #photoshop #humor #humour
a clearly photoshopped image of a kitten standing on its hind legs with its arms out, as purple lightning flows from its front paws
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 7d
"Imagine a spaceship whisks you away from your mundane life, telling you that you are the key to saving your planet. ... This is the beginning of a madcap and dangerous journey ... A surprisingly gripping story which is well worth a read." –Kaye Nutman, author of […]

[Original post on mas.to]
Cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- a ginger man with a beard's head, split into slices, with galaxies seen inside them
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 7d
I'm Mark A. Rayner, and I approved this message.

#pun #punny #humor #humour #starwars #darthvader
a sound board with a the head and arms from a Darth Vader action figure attached to a fader with the caption: Darth Fader
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 8d
@zeugmatisse Well, walking through a glass door will certainly sharpen the mind :)
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 8d
It may be time to replace that glass door with something more opaque.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
sign on door that says: Open the door before entering thank you.
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 9d
@octothorpe Much safer than that dangerous Street Orange going around. 😅
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 9d
@octothorpe Maximum Orange
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 9d
Getting into your work chair on Monday morning.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #monday

[description: orange cat getting into a chair extremely awkwardly]
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10d
"I really enjoyed this fun romp through alternate universes, following alternate Max Tundras (what a perfect character name too). Reminded me of Vonnegut, smart, wryly funny, and makes you think. I’m glad I picked this up! " –Kit

https://geni.us/AlphaMax […]

[Original post on mas.to]
Cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- a ginger man with a beard's head, split into slices, with galaxies seen inside them
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10d
When you skipped a meal and there's a buffet.

#beaver #beavers #animal #humor #humour

[description: a video of a cute beaver shoving food into its mouth at a steady, glutinous pace]
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11d
Count Bagula

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12d
Another periodic reminder that in addition to posting memes and pics with goofy commentary, I also write satire, speculative fiction and hell, even some straight-up literary fiction. (Some of these efforts are award winning, too.)

Find them anywhere you get books […]

[Original post on mas.to]
a collection of cover art for five books by mark a, rayner: the gates of polished horn, alpha max, the fatness, the fridgularity and marvellous hairy
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12d
Well, that explains that, then.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
sign at a drive thru that says: sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13d
Another periodic reminder that in addition to posting memes and pics with goofy commentary, I also write satire, speculative fiction and hell, even some straight-up literary fiction. (Some of these efforts are award winning, too.)

Find them anywhere you get books […]

[Original post on mas.to]
a collection of cover art for five books by mark a, rayner: the gates of polished horn, alpha max, the fatness, the fridgularity and marvellous hairy
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13d
What could possibly go wrong?

At least the reverse isn't next to third gear. In Alpha Max, the hero encounters such a design (to disastrous results.)

https://geni.us/AlphaMax
https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY […]

[Original post on mas.to]
Gearshift that starts with reverse.
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14d
Weren't these the lyrics to a Lionel Richie song?

#incoherence #typography #baddesign #humor #humour
an add for sliders that says: say to sliders drugs say to no yes
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