Mark Blades
@markblades.com
Owned by a flat-coated retriever.
Expert dog washer
Analographer and chess dunce.
@Sir-hangalot on chess.com if you fancy a game.
Expert dog washer
Analographer and chess dunce.
@Sir-hangalot on chess.com if you fancy a game.
I find boil washing the bonce has a similar effect but cheaper and you get the slapped arse tan effect for free!
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I find boil washing the bonce has a similar effect but cheaper and you get the slapped arse tan effect for free!
Faceless frogs would be ok though?
Or do you think they should be done in and have dodged a battleaxe with their facelessness.
Or do you think they should be done in and have dodged a battleaxe with their facelessness.
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Faceless frogs would be ok though?
Or do you think they should be done in and have dodged a battleaxe with their facelessness.
Or do you think they should be done in and have dodged a battleaxe with their facelessness.
A good rummage around the old baubles
would surely put a spring in his step!
would surely put a spring in his step!
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A good rummage around the old baubles
would surely put a spring in his step!
would surely put a spring in his step!
Bit early for dickens!
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Bit early for dickens!
Its lorem ipsum in dog latin!
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Its lorem ipsum in dog latin!
You must have good eyesight!
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You must have good eyesight!
I bet they have extendable middle digits, though.
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I bet they have extendable middle digits, though.
You are confusing evil and mental illness.
Mental illness may excuse or explain a behaviour that is irrational or appears evil.
Evil just is... And they plainly are...
Mental illness may excuse or explain a behaviour that is irrational or appears evil.
Evil just is... And they plainly are...
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You are confusing evil and mental illness.
Mental illness may excuse or explain a behaviour that is irrational or appears evil.
Evil just is... And they plainly are...
Mental illness may excuse or explain a behaviour that is irrational or appears evil.
Evil just is... And they plainly are...
Now THAT is a public information film I can relate to!
Should combine it with the perils of tying flags to high-voltage lamp posts!
Should combine it with the perils of tying flags to high-voltage lamp posts!
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Now THAT is a public information film I can relate to!
Should combine it with the perils of tying flags to high-voltage lamp posts!
Should combine it with the perils of tying flags to high-voltage lamp posts!
Scene of the crime of the darker sequel to Gullivers travels, "the big man's demise"!
September 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Scene of the crime of the darker sequel to Gullivers travels, "the big man's demise"!
+1. Thanks for pointing it out.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
+1. Thanks for pointing it out.
There's a spelling mistake in cu*t, but otherwise.... couldn't agree more.
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There's a spelling mistake in cu*t, but otherwise.... couldn't agree more.
Similar to the rash of flags that have appeared. Makes it very simple to drive round a neighbourhood and cross off the streets you won't be buying a house in!
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Similar to the rash of flags that have appeared. Makes it very simple to drive round a neighbourhood and cross off the streets you won't be buying a house in!