Just push him into daylight and watch him melt. Face first

So who is he going to give up his Question Time seat to?

Some artists just paint tops?

Automatic? What does it do, detect rain?

I just googled "wheelbarrow girl". It wasn't what I expected

Alex is exhausted. I think she would welcome leaving. I also think it will be her but she may massively improve on last night: she is much better than her performance last night. Hope for her sake that she feels she did better

My pair are curled up on me and against each other without a care in the world. The older one knows it's just telly

Seen Cliffords twice now and definitely have not been as excited about a band in decades. So well balanced. And a friendly bunch too

I had it exactly the same as the judges, although I was half tempted to give Balvinder 6 as that was unexpectedly brilliant

8%? Do you drink it or chew it?

My copy arrived yesterday! :-)

As long as it's not Bulgarian shot putter

Joy!

I dont have one but have a couple of Xmas ties that I have had for donkeys years. I hardly ever wear a tie any more either

My tutor on the era was Eric Christiansen. As you might expect with a name like that, he imbued me with a very heavy sceptism about West Saxon and Victorian propaganda, particularly in relation to Alfred. And, of course, the only King of England to be called 'The Great' was Danish

I can thinks of a few real events over the last decade where I really wish that was true!