Mark Ennis
@markennis.bsky.social
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Host of The Drive on 93.9 The Ville. Incorrigible nerd. Big fountain pen guy. Dad.
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markennis.bsky.social
People make bald jokes all the time. I haven't felt them in 25 years.
markennis.bsky.social
The ultimate double agent.
markennis.bsky.social
I see the commercial sometimes where the guy says he “stopped hanging out with the boys” when he started losing his hair. Bulllllllllllllllllshit.
markennis.bsky.social
Lara Trump.
rodger.bsky.social
I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
markennis.bsky.social
Been bald longer than I had hair. Don't miss it for a minute.
seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Bald ppl, do you miss your hair?
markennis.bsky.social
I quite literally tweeted my way to the radio show I host now.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
markennis.bsky.social
Bubba Cunningham should start doing all of his media hits in that sportscoat with the sleeves cut off.
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podkatt.bsky.social
Finebaum cutting off callers who asked about it yesterday and his general cagey-ness to address any of this makes me think he's gotten cold feet on running and someone at espn higher up told him to either leave or knock that shit off.
brianmfloyd.bsky.social
finebaum is on espn right now and in related news he’s been desperately trying to get himself “canceled” because that’s the only way to launch a right-wing political career. he’s laundering all this through his good friend clay and using the media as suckers. it’s transparently bullshit
markennis.bsky.social
And I never set out to intentionally not watch it. I just...haven’t?
markennis.bsky.social
I've never seen Jurassic Park.
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
markennis.bsky.social
What a piece of shit.
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annabower.bsky.social
The judge who granted this restraining order was appointed to the bench by Trump.
kyledcheney.bsky.social
BREAKING: A federal judge has granted a restraining order blocking President Trump's call-up of the National Guard in Portland.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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bryandfischer.bsky.social
Chapel Bill has lost the shark.
markennis.bsky.social
Kentucky’s center just told Boley to “shut the fuck up.”
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rincewind.run
an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously

when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint

the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny
Far Side cartoon with a female chimpanzee grooming a male chimpanzee 

“Well, well - another blond hair. … Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?”
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sifill.bsky.social
“The Govt sometimes makes brief, investigative stops to the check the immigration status of those who gather in locations where ppl are hired for day jobs; who work or appear to work in jobs such as landscaping, construction, agriculture, or car washes…” -Justice Kavanaugh
markennis.bsky.social
It never ends and I never know if he's telling me good or bad news.
markennis.bsky.social
When my son starts going on about his plants in Grow a Garden.
markennis.bsky.social
A lot of Greg Sankey at SEC Media Days in Pete Hegseth.
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Hegseth: "Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department. To our enemies, FAFO."