Barenaked Lady Antebellum

My wife still prefers our Sinclar station because of the old weather guy.

I have a serious beef with the old fool.

When I moved my fiancé to North Carolina I arranged for my friend to pick up our new apartment key before the office closed.

When we got to the apartment we saw that my friend had furnished it with toilet paper, a big bag of pretzels, and a six-pack of SA Cherry Wheat.

I’m sick of this trend. The only thing “Christmas” about it was that it was set in December.

Are my wife and I the only Vols who cheered when he quit Tennessee? We were at a restaurant and toasted when ESPN reported the news.

He was always an embarrassment.

Diner diving is the laziest form of reporting.

A Clockwork Orange
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Full Metal Jacket

"The U.S. distillers claim the markups are inconsistent with World Trade Organization rules as well as the United States-Mexico-Canada free-trade agreement."

Hmmm, how do Pedo#POTUS's tariffs fare under these rules?

“Starfish and Coffee” by Prince

I bought a butter rum version of that. Yummmm.

Totally missed it, but just saw the score 🐏 #GDTBATH

I can’t believe the Vols lost to Syracuse.

I just hate Dook. But the Heels sucked serious ass this year, so I’m just bleating into the wind.

Back in grad school I used to collect those “theories” that were sent to the department office.

I miss the days when the cranks produced printed material.

youtu.be/7i92nS7s7ns?...

Always brings a smile.