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Yes, the same one from that other place that no one knows me on either.

I've been dead for a long time. I'm just waiting for my body to get the message.
His top priority is stuffing our money in his pocket.

And that is the full list.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hey, it's not like it was a tan suit or anything.
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I bet they called him "sir".
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm looking for all his posts in favor of giving all this land back to the Native Americans, but shockingly I can't find one... Weird.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It would not shock me at all. Every accusation, after all...

Crooked, sleepy, stupid, low IQ, nasty piggy.

Hell, one could say those words without context and anyone would know exactly who they were talking about.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It'll be a skiing accident, I'm sure.

Well, it will involve snow, but no mountain... if you get me.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If a stopped clock were a person...
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bullshit. It's all they have.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How in the hell are they all completely ignoring the fact that drug running doesn't carry a death sentence anywhere in the country or that the evidence they're using to carry out these murders amounts to "trust us, bruh!"?

Oh, right... because it's not happening to them.

Yet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I've never seen someone as ecstatic as he is to lie.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Hey, sometimes you have to create stories... right?
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No intelligent person has ever accused Scott of being smart.
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Says the guy who barely pays taxes.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wonder if she realizes our forefathers were immigrants.

Rhetorical question, of course she doesn't.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
She means, "I don't think, so..."
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Unfortunately for him, most of us aren't as utterly stupid as he is.

Yes, oh Ministry of Truth, please explain it so we can understand how our eyes and grocery receipts are lying to us! 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
And he's a complete moron. Don't sell him short now. 😉
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good ol Kev. The poster child for "ignorance is bliss".
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone should tell her that when she rests her top teeth on her bottom lip like that, she looks like a moron. She is a moron, but it makes her look like one, too.

There's nothing he can do differently, he's always going to look like the moron he is.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"honest"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a good one.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He's not even good at lying.

When I do something all the time, I get better at it.

How stupid is he that can never tell a remotely believable lie?

At this point why not add, "I made a grilled cheese out of the moon, raised the dead, and released the ACA replacement on the back of my taxes."
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She's the only one with the ability to tell him no?
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Good chance of it. He's not exactly well known for finding the best and brightest to help him.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh, we understand perfectly.

All of them are completely full of shit.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Yes, but he's an idiot and lying to his moron cultists is all he has.

I'm sure he's only saying this now because he thinks his name has been fully scrubbed from the documentation.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM