Mark Internet
@markinternet.bsky.social
Former writer, editor, and artist at TV-VCR, PAPER MAG, and I WATCH STUFF. But my new thing is being a crap person.
We all have them
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We all have them
Nobody’s perfect. Even Powder. Who I think was Young Indiana Jones but also not sure of that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nobody’s perfect. Even Powder. Who I think was Young Indiana Jones but also not sure of that.
Yeah, but I think he brought a deer back to life or something, so
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yeah, but I think he brought a deer back to life or something, so
Just filling his assigned word count
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just filling his assigned word count
Fine, you’re right again. This should have been Spice World.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fine, you’re right again. This should have been Spice World.
I realize now I accidentally wrote "quite" instead of "quiet," so who am I to talk?
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I realize now I accidentally wrote "quite" instead of "quiet," so who am I to talk?
Through all your jobs, have you not done idle chatter? Have you not seen Clerks?
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Through all your jobs, have you not done idle chatter? Have you not seen Clerks?
Not true. You got me into the mostly-good Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, setting me up for the belated sequel that seems like dogshit.
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Not true. You got me into the mostly-good Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, setting me up for the belated sequel that seems like dogshit.
I pray for more like you
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I pray for more like you
When I was a kid I went to a dinotronic show and absolutely got photos with the ankylosaurus as a priority
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When I was a kid I went to a dinotronic show and absolutely got photos with the ankylosaurus as a priority
It's more of a MAX MARTINI flick
August 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's more of a MAX MARTINI flick