So how much for a spine? Asking for Congress.

And how does this make groceries less expensive?

I had to pull out a map because for a minute there I thought I forgot where Somalia was but I hadn't, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around him basically saying people born in Africa shouldn't get to vote in the US.

Tell me you don't understand the UCMJ without telling me you don't understand the UCMJ.

I swear this is like the fourth day this week the internet has had problems.

I am shock - shocked I say - that white nationalists change policies to favor white people. I'm so shocked I'm clutching my imagined pearls.

That is shocking for the worst iPhone update ever.

I've seen better informed white bread with more personality that lil' Mike's Johnson.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.