The atrocity I committed in a Starbucks in Amsterdam last September is being investigated in The Hague
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The atrocity I committed in a Starbucks in Amsterdam last September is being investigated in The Hague
See also: my Emma Freuds
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
See also: my Emma Freuds
Never heard of anyone called Mr or Mrs Jayden
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Never heard of anyone called Mr or Mrs Jayden
I'm the same except it's eyebrows
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm the same except it's eyebrows
Mix Phenylephrine hydrochloride, Caster sugar, Pulverised sucrose, Citric acid anhydrous, Sodium citrate, Lemon flavour no.1, Aspartame,
Ascorbic acid, Saccharin sodium, Curcumin WD (curcumin (E100), Lactose, Polysorbate 80 (E433) and Silica (E551)).
Ascorbic acid, Saccharin sodium, Curcumin WD (curcumin (E100), Lactose, Polysorbate 80 (E433) and Silica (E551)).
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Mix Phenylephrine hydrochloride, Caster sugar, Pulverised sucrose, Citric acid anhydrous, Sodium citrate, Lemon flavour no.1, Aspartame,
Ascorbic acid, Saccharin sodium, Curcumin WD (curcumin (E100), Lactose, Polysorbate 80 (E433) and Silica (E551)).
Ascorbic acid, Saccharin sodium, Curcumin WD (curcumin (E100), Lactose, Polysorbate 80 (E433) and Silica (E551)).
Who are Accrington Stanley?
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who are Accrington Stanley?
I see the Renegade Master's back, with his ill behaviour
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I see the Renegade Master's back, with his ill behaviour
As a teenager I would fabricate and write my (teacher) mum's form reports for her
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
As a teenager I would fabricate and write my (teacher) mum's form reports for her
Who lives in Cornwall writing medical murder mysteries, genuinely a great loss
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Who lives in Cornwall writing medical murder mysteries, genuinely a great loss
I feel the same way about BAE Systems
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I feel the same way about BAE Systems
Not really, but the wider agenda is I find appealing
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not really, but the wider agenda is I find appealing
My dogs the same when I ask him to bark
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My dogs the same when I ask him to bark
Ditto the Taliban, no really
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ditto the Taliban, no really
The way he punches the air for emphasis is utter stagecraft though
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The way he punches the air for emphasis is utter stagecraft though
Time's Arrow is a similarly under rated one
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Time's Arrow is a similarly under rated one
An opportunity not to be sniffed at
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
An opportunity not to be sniffed at
No you should pay on the way out in proportion to how your team are doing, and this is dynamic pricing over the whole 90 minutes, you have to pay more the worse your team is performing and the earlier you leave. Foolproof economics, trust me
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No you should pay on the way out in proportion to how your team are doing, and this is dynamic pricing over the whole 90 minutes, you have to pay more the worse your team is performing and the earlier you leave. Foolproof economics, trust me
Didn't pay her bills at The Ariel
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Didn't pay her bills at The Ariel
I dreamt that birds were forming a Security Council and that the permanent members were to be:
Peregrine
Eagle Owl
Green Woodpecker
Great Tit
Dipper
I only know this because like Lewis Carroll and Franz Kafka I wrote it all down immediately on waking
Peregrine
Eagle Owl
Green Woodpecker
Great Tit
Dipper
I only know this because like Lewis Carroll and Franz Kafka I wrote it all down immediately on waking
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I dreamt that birds were forming a Security Council and that the permanent members were to be:
Peregrine
Eagle Owl
Green Woodpecker
Great Tit
Dipper
I only know this because like Lewis Carroll and Franz Kafka I wrote it all down immediately on waking
Peregrine
Eagle Owl
Green Woodpecker
Great Tit
Dipper
I only know this because like Lewis Carroll and Franz Kafka I wrote it all down immediately on waking