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Far too many authors will just say that romance is unrealistic in fantasy settings and then go on to write the most absolutely contrived found family narrative imaginable.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Far too many authors will just say that romance is unrealistic in fantasy settings and then go on to write the most absolutely contrived found family narrative imaginable.
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books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
I’m not that familiar with Creepypastas but has anyone ever just tried to, idk, SHOOT Slenderman?
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m not that familiar with Creepypastas but has anyone ever just tried to, idk, SHOOT Slenderman?
Group chats were a mistake. Our caveman ancestors didn’t have to wake up to see seventeen missed texts.
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Group chats were a mistake. Our caveman ancestors didn’t have to wake up to see seventeen missed texts.
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Nehellenia has a great design (slutty evil Queen Serenity) and a very relatable goal (wanting Pegasus to die)
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nehellenia has a great design (slutty evil Queen Serenity) and a very relatable goal (wanting Pegasus to die)
I took my notebook with me to Universal in case I was inspired by anything for my magical theme park book series but the only thing I wrote down while I was there was “Minion Labubu.” I’m a failure as an author.
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I took my notebook with me to Universal in case I was inspired by anything for my magical theme park book series but the only thing I wrote down while I was there was “Minion Labubu.” I’m a failure as an author.
The Gilded Age is slowly turning into the Aurora Fane Torment Nexus.
July 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Gilded Age is slowly turning into the Aurora Fane Torment Nexus.
I’m sure we all know this by now but if you see someone using the 🤣🤣🤣 emoji it means they’re having the absolute worst day of their life and they’re making it everyone else’s problem.
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m sure we all know this by now but if you see someone using the 🤣🤣🤣 emoji it means they’re having the absolute worst day of their life and they’re making it everyone else’s problem.
Early 2000s romcom voice: “He’s right behind me isn’t he”
July 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Early 2000s romcom voice: “He’s right behind me isn’t he”
Idk what the future of Smash Bros holds but I desperately want the next game to be filled with obscure characters and freaks.
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Idk what the future of Smash Bros holds but I desperately want the next game to be filled with obscure characters and freaks.
Heartbreaking! Man You Thirst-Followed On Instagram Started a Podcast and He’s Annoying
April 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Heartbreaking! Man You Thirst-Followed On Instagram Started a Podcast and He’s Annoying
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Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?
April 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?
The deadline is approaching!
April 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The deadline is approaching!
No one was doin it like her
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
No one was doin it like her
Screaming, pissing, foaming at the mouth over the Switch 2 Direct tomorrow. It’s all I can think about.
April 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Screaming, pissing, foaming at the mouth over the Switch 2 Direct tomorrow. It’s all I can think about.
Y’all think they’ll bring him back to play Ganondorf in the movie?
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Y’all think they’ll bring him back to play Ganondorf in the movie?
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At least she has taste. The hanging garden girlies are the chosen ones
My 7 year old is learning about the Ancient Wonders of the world and she is absolutely obsessed with the Hanging Gardens. I don't think I can break this news to her
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
At least she has taste. The hanging garden girlies are the chosen ones
I’m going to make an updated version of “9 to 5” but this time it’ll be called “8 to 5 with a one hour break you’re still expected to work through”
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m going to make an updated version of “9 to 5” but this time it’ll be called “8 to 5 with a one hour break you’re still expected to work through”
I’m working on a super secret literary project for my husband’s birthday and lemme tell you something, the state of the world is really affecting the plot of this book
March 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m working on a super secret literary project for my husband’s birthday and lemme tell you something, the state of the world is really affecting the plot of this book
Idc about your Hogwarts house. Tell me what Evangelion character represents your mental illness.
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Idc about your Hogwarts house. Tell me what Evangelion character represents your mental illness.
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I produced one good sentence today! time to go on vacation for seven weeks
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I produced one good sentence today! time to go on vacation for seven weeks
The problem with putting on movies in the background while I write is that inevitably I turn on Turning Red and I don’t write anything because dammit now I’m just sitting down watching Turning Red.
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The problem with putting on movies in the background while I write is that inevitably I turn on Turning Red and I don’t write anything because dammit now I’m just sitting down watching Turning Red.
Maybe this is mean but when I’m at a convention I have no interest in bantering with Hank Hill cosplayers
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maybe this is mean but when I’m at a convention I have no interest in bantering with Hank Hill cosplayers
Full write ups and whatnot coming later, but here’s my reading progress so far for this year
February 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Full write ups and whatnot coming later, but here’s my reading progress so far for this year
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OpenAI suddenly becoming extremely concerned about intellectual property rights is a pretty funny bit
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
OpenAI suddenly becoming extremely concerned about intellectual property rights is a pretty funny bit