Mark Langham
@marklangham.bsky.social
Actor and writer. Will arc up about the tiniest thing whilst the world burns unnoticed.
Deemed a rapist, convicted felon, not a fit person to run a charity but constrained by morality. Phew. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Deemed a rapist, convicted felon, not a fit person to run a charity but constrained by morality. Phew. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
In a spiraling search for relevance, the barely functioning alcoholic that is the wreck of Barnaby Joyce has hitched his three-wheeled wagon to the saintly Pauline. I, for one, can see NO drawbacks to this marriage. None. It is blessed. Just move on. Nothing to see here…
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In a spiraling search for relevance, the barely functioning alcoholic that is the wreck of Barnaby Joyce has hitched his three-wheeled wagon to the saintly Pauline. I, for one, can see NO drawbacks to this marriage. None. It is blessed. Just move on. Nothing to see here…
Did I really just hear Matt Canavan slagging people off for wearing costumes in parliament?? Satire dies another death.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Did I really just hear Matt Canavan slagging people off for wearing costumes in parliament?? Satire dies another death.
I feel slightly foolish even asking but is Barnaby Joyce currently drunk?
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I feel slightly foolish even asking but is Barnaby Joyce currently drunk?
Would it be possible to name one thing, just one, that Felon47 could do that would persuade politicians to invoke 25th amendment? Cos calling for the execution of opponents seems to scarcely register.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Would it be possible to name one thing, just one, that Felon47 could do that would persuade politicians to invoke 25th amendment? Cos calling for the execution of opponents seems to scarcely register.
Reposted by Mark Langham
Felon 47 has said innumerable stupid, untruthful and offensive things but to suggest that dismembering a man - a journalist - was understandable because “a lot of people didn’t like that guy!” is, frankly, remarkable.
25th amendment anyone??
25th amendment anyone??
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Felon 47 has said innumerable stupid, untruthful and offensive things but to suggest that dismembering a man - a journalist - was understandable because “a lot of people didn’t like that guy!” is, frankly, remarkable.
25th amendment anyone??
25th amendment anyone??
Years trying to work out who paid off Kavanaugh’s credit card debt and his country club membership, thereby buying themselves a SCJ… wonder if his name rhymes with Repstein??
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Years trying to work out who paid off Kavanaugh’s credit card debt and his country club membership, thereby buying themselves a SCJ… wonder if his name rhymes with Repstein??
I know this has been said before but Maya Angelou was really on to something when she said “When someone shows you who they are, believe them.”
If 25th amendment wasn’t drafted for these circumstances then what is the damn point of it?
If 25th amendment wasn’t drafted for these circumstances then what is the damn point of it?
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I know this has been said before but Maya Angelou was really on to something when she said “When someone shows you who they are, believe them.”
If 25th amendment wasn’t drafted for these circumstances then what is the damn point of it?
If 25th amendment wasn’t drafted for these circumstances then what is the damn point of it?
Just good old Nazi speak. He wouldn’t be in Fox if he felt any differently.
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People
"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just good old Nazi speak. He wouldn’t be in Fox if he felt any differently.
Every single thing Felon47 says or does is designed to distract from Epstein. Everything.
August 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Every single thing Felon47 says or does is designed to distract from Epstein. Everything.
Yeah… why did it take 1000 agents to scrub his name, which wasn’t there, from files that don’t exist??? Unless -breathe is softly- lil Donny was fibbing??
August 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yeah… why did it take 1000 agents to scrub his name, which wasn’t there, from files that don’t exist??? Unless -breathe is softly- lil Donny was fibbing??
Aside from the utter corruption, lies and fascism, this outfit are really, really, truly shit at everything. I mean, just everything.
August 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Aside from the utter corruption, lies and fascism, this outfit are really, really, truly shit at everything. I mean, just everything.
Felon 47 sets fire to DC to distract from Epstein file.
If you’re not using 25th amendment now, what is the point of having it?
If you’re not using 25th amendment now, what is the point of having it?
August 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Felon 47 sets fire to DC to distract from Epstein file.
If you’re not using 25th amendment now, what is the point of having it?
If you’re not using 25th amendment now, what is the point of having it?
Anyone checked on Matt Canavan since it came out that Adani royally fucked the Australian taxpayer as predicted by everyone except Matt Canavan??
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Anyone checked on Matt Canavan since it came out that Adani royally fucked the Australian taxpayer as predicted by everyone except Matt Canavan??
To be fair, it took her 2.5 days to choose the right costume.
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IT GETS WORSE 😳
"Kristi Noem didn’t authorize FEMA’s deployment of Urban Search and Rescue teams until Monday, more than 72 hours after the flooding began, multiple sources told CNN."
Story: www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/p...
IT GETS WORSE 😳
"Kristi Noem didn’t authorize FEMA’s deployment of Urban Search and Rescue teams until Monday, more than 72 hours after the flooding began, multiple sources told CNN."
Story: www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/p...
July 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
To be fair, it took her 2.5 days to choose the right costume.
Yikes!! Felon 47 must’ve run out of home grown fascists. He’s having to appoint Aussies now. Makes you proud.
July 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yikes!! Felon 47 must’ve run out of home grown fascists. He’s having to appoint Aussies now. Makes you proud.
Despite predictions, it seems that Felon47’s birthday parade was enjoyed by everyone who attended. Both of them.
June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Despite predictions, it seems that Felon47’s birthday parade was enjoyed by everyone who attended. Both of them.
A drug-addled, rapist criminal. And you voted him armies. It’ll be fine, I’m sure.
June 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A drug-addled, rapist criminal. And you voted him armies. It’ll be fine, I’m sure.
Well, I’m sure I speak for absolutely no one when I say I never saw this coming!
June 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Well, I’m sure I speak for absolutely no one when I say I never saw this coming!
Fraudster pardons fraudsters. Circle of life.
President Trump will fully pardon the reality television stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, who were convicted three years ago of evading taxes and defrauding banks of more than $30 million to support their luxurious lifestyle.
Trump to Pardon Reality-Show Couple Convicted of $36 Million Fraud
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fraudster pardons fraudsters. Circle of life.
Yes but, to be totally fair to her, she is an utter moron.
Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, bungled answers on Tuesday about habeas corpus, incorrectly saying that the legal right of people to challenge their detention by the government was actually the president’s “constitutional right” to deport people.
Noem Incorrectly Defines Habeas Corpus as the President’s Right to Deport People
www.nytimes.com
May 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yes but, to be totally fair to her, she is an utter moron.
Right. The old Önly I can save us" trope beloved by dictators since time began.
I do hope Rubio got a good price for his soul. What a shell of a man.
I do hope Rubio got a good price for his soul. What a shell of a man.
Rubio on Russia's war on Ukraine: "Nothing is going to happen until President Trump sits across the table from Vladimir Putin and puts it on the line, and puts it on the table. I think that's the only chance we have at peace at this point."
May 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Right. The old Önly I can save us" trope beloved by dictators since time began.
I do hope Rubio got a good price for his soul. What a shell of a man.
I do hope Rubio got a good price for his soul. What a shell of a man.
Gee, Felon47. If only there'd been some signs before the election. Some little giveaways that might have alerted the US to the foibles of this convicted felon, rapist, fraudster, conman, liar, serial adulterer, unfit person to run a charity... some telltale clues...
May 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gee, Felon47. If only there'd been some signs before the election. Some little giveaways that might have alerted the US to the foibles of this convicted felon, rapist, fraudster, conman, liar, serial adulterer, unfit person to run a charity... some telltale clues...