Nowhere in vice-president’s job description does it require for him to be a major asshole, but JD is doing it anyways.

Definitely true, if you only have 1 cat which lives exclusively indoors.

In my country, Slovenia, we had a "500-year rainfall" last year and not only were many houses flooded, but the torrential mixes of water, mud and stones actually collapsed quite a few houses. Urban planners should not plan for medians, but for extremes.