evil naomi
@markovchains.bsky.social
plastic surgery should be free and temporary
i work 2 jobs
i work 2 jobs
christmas is over i’m back to thinking of all the people who’ve wronged me
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
christmas is over i’m back to thinking of all the people who’ve wronged me
recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother
someone take the shot. yep. kïII me
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
someone take the shot. yep. kïII me
in nebraska feeling awesome
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
in nebraska feeling awesome
in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal
October 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal
girlfriend is ignoring me
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
girlfriend is ignoring me
there are so few good people in the world
September 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
there are so few good people in the world
x the everything app
September 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
x the everything app
[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius
September 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius
idgaf about charlie kirk dying as i’m still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
idgaf about charlie kirk dying as i’m still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life
this guy sucks i hate him
dear god please don’t let my evil corporate overlords fire the new overnight security guard who’s super weird and terrible at his job and smells like weed and brings a dog to work against everyone’s wishes. yes i’m only asking this because he’s hot. everyone deserves a second chance. amen
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
this guy sucks i hate him
he quit raw meat mashallah
yeah you know what? this is actually a blessing in disguise. a blessing in disguise. i can imagine just what my raw meat dl looksmaxxer little brother would say about this. he would say "holy blessing in disguise pill"
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
he quit raw meat mashallah
welcome to the good vibes matrix
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
welcome to the good vibes matrix
hello bluesky nation
September 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hello bluesky nation
whatever i don’t care
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
whatever i don’t care
message to the patrons of the mickeys diner in st paul mn where my brother and i were blackout drunk at 1am last night: our bad!
September 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
message to the patrons of the mickeys diner in st paul mn where my brother and i were blackout drunk at 1am last night: our bad!
reading the texts i ignored earlier from my friend and they’re about her getting detained and questioned by authorities in kazakhstan
a man wearing a striped shirt is looking at his phone
ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt is looking at his phone
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
reading the texts i ignored earlier from my friend and they’re about her getting detained and questioned by authorities in kazakhstan
yep. keep posting your ugly stupid boyfriend
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
yep. keep posting your ugly stupid boyfriend
there’s mold on my coke
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
there’s mold on my coke
the dangers of smoking weed even once…
August 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the dangers of smoking weed even once…
my beautiful perfect mother
August 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my beautiful perfect mother