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Jay Markov
@markovmysteries.bsky.social
Just a dude watching the world burn. Emo-Goth. Pro-Choice. LGBTQ+. Anti-Fascist. Anti-Billionaires. Pro-Labor. Wizard. Planeswalker. I don’t play Blue aka Fuck Islands!
History is repeating itself…
September 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’d say if you are doing this you are against free speech.
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Found in the wild of Boise, ID…
August 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
ChrisChan is literally squealing over this secret lair drop
June 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There is a special place in hell for a person who would put oatmeal raisin cookies in a package marked Chocolate Chunk!
June 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“When you rule by fear, your greatest weakness is one who’s no longer afraid.” - Finale of Eternity from MTG: War of the Spark

#MTG #MagicTheGathering
May 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This administration is so incompetent that they couldn’t even get Star Wars lore right.

1. Sith Lords are the ones who use red sabers.
B. There is only ever to Sith Lords… in this equation I’d say Putin & Darth Dumbass.
🍎. They literally control the military & a fascist government aka The Empire.
May 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I am sure I will become the Green Power Ranger one day
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So who else are we going to send into the mines with Elon? He’s fine being a miner instead of acting like a minor, right?
April 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you are looking for a movie recommendation today, may I suggest “The Last Man on Earth” starring the GOAT, Vincent Price. This film has one of my favorite endings of all time (Next to “M”). This film (and book) was the groundwork for Will Smith’s “I Am Legend.”

#Horror #Classics
April 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If Trump was a magic the gathering card, he’d be Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth.

#MTG #Resist
April 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We should all be demanding to see who in Trump’s inner circle sold stock between 3/15/25 and 4/1/25. If they sold vast amounts then they need to be held accountable for insider trading. To abuse the public trust in such a way is beyond criminal and we as the people of the USA deserve justice.
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This truth has been floating around on Bluesky. It’s nice to see that irony is alive and well!
March 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s time to…
March 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think it’s time to tap 2 mountains and a Sol Ring to cast…
March 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@aoc.bsky.social is more of a leader than Schumer and Jeffries combined. She understands the situation we’re in and has decided to stand and fight. All Dems should be taking note of what a leader truly looks like.
March 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sure seems like a funny thing to cut when MAGA and DODEe keeps saying the government is fraught with fraud and corruption. It couldn’t be that they are the one’s committing these acts, right?
March 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m going to start selling torches and pitchforks outside of D.C.
March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A visual representation of Musk’s brilliance.
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Any Magic the Gathering fans out there? Have you ever noticed how much Drannith Magistrate looks eerily similar to JD Vance? It’s ironic because both are annoying/oppressing AF and both prevent everyone else from making progress. Coincidentally ironic. #MTG #Wizards #Resist #Stax
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I like a good joke, but come on!
March 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m just going to leave this here…
March 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Opinion: How to spot a boot licker
March 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
One of my favorite signs from this weekend’s protest in Vermont 🤣
March 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And then this stupid fuck, Andrew Wakefield (disgraced and discredited pos) made up a whole bunch of BS in order to try and sell his vaccine that he had patent months before his claims. Now he’s a fucking grifter that lives in TX. He is to blame for the autism MMR conspiracy! The UK knows!
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM