Mark Paglia
@markpaglia.bsky.social
I'm just here for the occasional bon mot.
https://linktr.ee/markpaglia
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It's not a proper Pokémon remake if it doesn't include MissingNo.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's not a proper Pokémon remake if it doesn't include MissingNo.
In addition to Gargoyles and Norman from Mighty Max, the early '90s revival of 1930s-style heroes activated something in me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In addition to Gargoyles and Norman from Mighty Max, the early '90s revival of 1930s-style heroes activated something in me.
Well, you know that I love to live with you
But you make me forget so very much
I forget to pray for the angels
And then the angels forget to pray for us
Now so long, Marianne
It's time that we began
To laugh and cry
And cry and laugh about it all again
But you make me forget so very much
I forget to pray for the angels
And then the angels forget to pray for us
Now so long, Marianne
It's time that we began
To laugh and cry
And cry and laugh about it all again
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Well, you know that I love to live with you
But you make me forget so very much
I forget to pray for the angels
And then the angels forget to pray for us
Now so long, Marianne
It's time that we began
To laugh and cry
And cry and laugh about it all again
But you make me forget so very much
I forget to pray for the angels
And then the angels forget to pray for us
Now so long, Marianne
It's time that we began
To laugh and cry
And cry and laugh about it all again
"He pulls a knife, you pull a strongly worded letter. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his a fundraising email about rising healthcare costs. That's the congressional way, and that's how you get Capone!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"He pulls a knife, you pull a strongly worded letter. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his a fundraising email about rising healthcare costs. That's the congressional way, and that's how you get Capone!"
Introduce yourself with four robots.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Introduce yourself with four robots.
"Clankers"? Please, I'm a grown-up, I call AI "Lie Bot."
![Achewood cartoon of Philippe and Lie Bot in front of a bathroom door.
Philippe: Excuse me Lie Bot, I have to use the bathroom.
Lie Bot: Oh, here's a quarter then.
P: What?
LB: A quarter! Take it!
P: [stares silently]
LB: Haven't you heard? If you flush a quarter down the toilet each time you use it, the city collects it and puts it in your retirement fund!
P: Oh, I see!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/bafkreie4beq2sklqfeqn3vfe224c5xeoafcqottvzmq53tuqkxnptumaqm@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Clankers"? Please, I'm a grown-up, I call AI "Lie Bot."
Starting to suspect that the mint didn't think through how to phase out pennies.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Starting to suspect that the mint didn't think through how to phase out pennies.
For the Protoss primary.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For the Protoss primary.
Next campaign people are going to get behind.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Next campaign people are going to get behind.
Latest dollar-bin find: both complete miniseries of Nathaniel Dusk by Don McGregor and Gene Colan.
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Latest dollar-bin find: both complete miniseries of Nathaniel Dusk by Don McGregor and Gene Colan.
Happy Halloween to all witches and to all investigative reporters who, like Lois Lane, accidentally inhale a serum that, combined with moonlight, causes a "The Substance"-like transformation into a witchy crone.
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Halloween to all witches and to all investigative reporters who, like Lois Lane, accidentally inhale a serum that, combined with moonlight, causes a "The Substance"-like transformation into a witchy crone.
Increasingly, this is the question I ask upon seeing every headline.
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Increasingly, this is the question I ask upon seeing every headline.
Anyone still defending Platner did not understand this joke.
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Anyone still defending Platner did not understand this joke.
I really love how janky the Nebulon-B frigate looks.
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I really love how janky the Nebulon-B frigate looks.
My new goal is joining the marketing department at Hostess with the sole aim of reviving their ads in comic books.
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My new goal is joining the marketing department at Hostess with the sole aim of reviving their ads in comic books.
Anyways, enough about politics from me today. Here's Scott Summers if his childhood head injury only affected his control of one eye's optic blasts, necessitating a ruby-quartz monocle.
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyways, enough about politics from me today. Here's Scott Summers if his childhood head injury only affected his control of one eye's optic blasts, necessitating a ruby-quartz monocle.
When asked if they'll vote for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When asked if they'll vote for Mamdani.
Logging on [perpetual]
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Logging on [perpetual]
Such a good movie.
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Such a good movie.
Gonna think of this every time I see that cover.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Gonna think of this every time I see that cover.
Silent Cal demonstrating true New England apathy towards the dictates of fashion in the face of weather.
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September 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Silent Cal demonstrating true New England apathy towards the dictates of fashion in the face of weather.
gazettenet.com/2025/09/19/a...
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