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If you're reading these in an archive in the future, the follower count is wrong. The correct count is 10.337k
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mark your calendars, the next work week is Q4 of Q2 of Q2 of 2025.

These 5 days line up perfectly with the milliquarter (in base 4 naturally), and that is an objectively fun fact.
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Personality quiz:
Read this quote: "I'm going to hex the state of the union address!"

Now picture the person who said it -- are they a witch or a software engineer?
April 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've done the math, and my GPU consumes about a half a cup of sliced cucumber's worth of energy to make a good 3 second video (about 9 calories). I'm not sure how to feel about this.
March 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I've revolutionized my productivity by programmatically appending a '!' character to the end of each of the tasks in my backlog.
March 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you run an LLM agent in every AWS region, with the prompt "You are an anxious wreck", would you have created the world's largest nervous system? 🤔
March 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Semantic apocalypse here we come!
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM