Mark I
@markplusbeer.bsky.social
All thoughts mine and incredibly stupid
I would like a large amount of snow please
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I would like a large amount of snow please
What an absolute mental start to the year this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What an absolute mental start to the year this is
So that ship is being boarded right now, this could get soo damn messy real quick depending on what is onboard
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
So that ship is being boarded right now, this could get soo damn messy real quick depending on what is onboard
Booking today off was a genius move
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Booking today off was a genius move
Forgot my headphones for the gym 😭 now I have to listen this god awful muzak
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Forgot my headphones for the gym 😭 now I have to listen this god awful muzak
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This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
Has everyone whose scroll the illegal image appeared on also committed an offence by downloading it? This is one of those AI worst case scenarios that ought to make everyone aware of the current direction of travel.
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
We are watching Wicked while having a cheese board. That's how you new years. Thoughts on Wicked to follow.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We are watching Wicked while having a cheese board. That's how you new years. Thoughts on Wicked to follow.
Adult uses for Christmas gift money, I bought a shredder
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Adult uses for Christmas gift money, I bought a shredder
Paddington 2 is elite
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Paddington 2 is elite
Finished Project Hail Mary, what a god damn delight that was. Cannot wait to see how the film is now.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Finished Project Hail Mary, what a god damn delight that was. Cannot wait to see how the film is now.
I have napped as is tradition
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have napped as is tradition
Our neighbours are doing DIY right now
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Our neighbours are doing DIY right now
If you don't watch The Muppets Christmas Carol was is wrong with you
two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
ALT: two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you don't watch The Muppets Christmas Carol was is wrong with you
Working today, why did I do this to myself
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Working today, why did I do this to myself
Corporate life can be fun until you are working over Christmas
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Corporate life can be fun until you are working over Christmas
Soviet era watches seem to be my new obsession, this could be costly
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Soviet era watches seem to be my new obsession, this could be costly
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
Kemi Badenoch is an atrocious leader
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Kemi Badenoch is an atrocious leader
The budget is going to be a fascinating moment in British politics tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The budget is going to be a fascinating moment in British politics tomorrow
That John Lewis advert got me
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
That John Lewis advert got me
The flag Muppets are currently putting up flags on my street ffs
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The flag Muppets are currently putting up flags on my street ffs
Apple TV is killing it right now
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Apple TV is killing it right now
Booking a Christmas food delivery slot like I am somehow organised in my life
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Booking a Christmas food delivery slot like I am somehow organised in my life
Politics is absolutely mental at the moment
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Politics is absolutely mental at the moment
It is very weird watching Slow Horses when your office is repeatedly in the background as it's filmed around At Paul's / Barbican
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It is very weird watching Slow Horses when your office is repeatedly in the background as it's filmed around At Paul's / Barbican