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Mark
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I want Twitter without the twat
Goldmember has a rival I see
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When the little Duolingo bird "badings" for 5 correct answers in a row. That's better than crack.
January 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'll just do Veganuary next month
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Here are 2024's books. Forgot to include "Silence" by Shusaku Endo, god knows how you can forget that
January 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bit dramatic innit
January 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bologna with the basic bitch graffiti
January 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Big Lunchable
December 28, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Just in case you've ran out
December 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Enjoying the days where I'm as close away from hearing Xmas music again as possible
December 27, 2024 at 10:05 AM
When Santa wants to be a modern delivery driver, what does he swap his reindeer food? A Mo-Ho-Ho-ped

Yeah fuck you and yours too.
December 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Listening to Giaccone's soundtrack to The Batman for only the 47th time. Toss up between this and the score to Into the Spider-verse for superhero movie scores, surely?
December 20, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Addiscombe finally getting with the times
December 12, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Mark
Does HS2 have a future?

And why does that question hinge on an unseen government document and a sugar mill in Nottinghamshire?
December 7, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Well last night was fun. BFI screening of Cunk on Life. On BBC and Netflix 30th Dec
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 AM
So... Time to sell the £0.50 I pumped into crypto a week ago? Take my grand profit and move to a private island?
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Hechicero is a joy to watch. Like watching a fridge freezer twist people in knots.
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Happy Birthday to whoever has a birthday today. It's probably someone's
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 AM
We're going to get another surprise Kendrick album by end of the year aren't we?
November 26, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Pissed. Pizza shop. As it should be.
November 26, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Neighbour is a teenage musical prodigy. He's the only neighbour I'm thankful to have thin party walls for when he's rehearsing "My Girl" on the keyboard.
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Anybody else keep reading bsky as BskyB? Getting excited that we're in the early 90s again
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Can see nothing at all going wrong with this hand dryer sitting right above its own plug.
November 19, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Hope it snows and I don't have to go to work tomorrow! Although I am unemployed and don't have to work regardless.
November 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Would love a lovely big sleep. Like a hibernate. Would that be alright?
November 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM