Mark Robert McMullen
@markrmcmullen.bsky.social
Father of two great kids who are committed to having me committed and a professional Floridiot.
Every year, Fort Pierce runs lights on the palms by the waterfront and synchronizes them to music.
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Every year, Fort Pierce runs lights on the palms by the waterfront and synchronizes them to music.
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lunch guests at Florida's Topsail Hill Preserve State Park. There's also miles of pristine white sand beaches with few people using them.
www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...
www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Lunch guests at Florida's Topsail Hill Preserve State Park. There's also miles of pristine white sand beaches with few people using them.
www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...
www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...
Vanity plates I saw today. #vanityplate
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Vanity plates I saw today. #vanityplate
Apparently, when someone asks, "do you know what really gets my goat?" it is inappropriate to respond, "a chupacabra?"
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Apparently, when someone asks, "do you know what really gets my goat?" it is inappropriate to respond, "a chupacabra?"
I'm unsure what it really is, but my male brain is convinced it is the Whoopie Cushion of Destiny.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm unsure what it really is, but my male brain is convinced it is the Whoopie Cushion of Destiny.
The Tax Collector's Office (Florida's DMV), two loads of laundry, and a tour of a school for my son. Days off for your birthday are different when you're a parent.
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Tax Collector's Office (Florida's DMV), two loads of laundry, and a tour of a school for my son. Days off for your birthday are different when you're a parent.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Lazy coworkers milling about outside the office trying to avoid coming in to work.
#peacock #fortpierce
#peacock #fortpierce
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Lazy coworkers milling about outside the office trying to avoid coming in to work.
#peacock #fortpierce
#peacock #fortpierce
I don't know why those other parents got so worked up at the kids' party yesterday. It's not like a four feet long alligator swam towards the kids. It was at least six feet long.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I don't know why those other parents got so worked up at the kids' party yesterday. It's not like a four feet long alligator swam towards the kids. It was at least six feet long.
This morning it hit. I knew it would come and dreaded it. The kids played and sang a counting game, and it came, like Bloody Mary, but scarier.
"Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! ...."
For over an hour ...
"Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! ...."
For over an hour ...
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This morning it hit. I knew it would come and dreaded it. The kids played and sang a counting game, and it came, like Bloody Mary, but scarier.
"Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! ...."
For over an hour ...
"Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! ...."
For over an hour ...
He had a rough morning protecting me from the robot vacuum as I worked from home.
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
He had a rough morning protecting me from the robot vacuum as I worked from home.
In his defence, he made a really great pot of coffee earlier and didn't want to waste it.
www.fox13news.com/news/florida...
www.fox13news.com/news/florida...
Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: ‘Put it up the exit ramp'
A Florida man who is no stranger to the law wound up back in jail and the subject of one of Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd’s most unusual "Morning Briefings" due to how he tried to smuggle a thermos i...
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October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In his defence, he made a really great pot of coffee earlier and didn't want to waste it.
www.fox13news.com/news/florida...
www.fox13news.com/news/florida...
Just a little something to do which is both good for the birds and can bring you a little joy.
www.jacksonville.com/story/lifest...
www.jacksonville.com/story/lifest...
Millions of birds are migrating across Florida. Here's how you can help them.
Millions of birds are making their annual migration across Florida and the U.S. Here's what you can do to help them on their flight.
www.jacksonville.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just a little something to do which is both good for the birds and can bring you a little joy.
www.jacksonville.com/story/lifest...
www.jacksonville.com/story/lifest...
September 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Kids caught 5 hermit crabs at the beach and saw several blue crabs. We forgot our net, so the blues scurried away uncaught.
#beach #hermitcrab #crab #fortpierce
#beach #hermitcrab #crab #fortpierce
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Kids caught 5 hermit crabs at the beach and saw several blue crabs. We forgot our net, so the blues scurried away uncaught.
#beach #hermitcrab #crab #fortpierce
#beach #hermitcrab #crab #fortpierce
To accompany the picture I just posted.
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To accompany the picture I just posted.
Welcome to Port St.Lucie, Florida! Who ya gonna call?
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Welcome to Port St.Lucie, Florida! Who ya gonna call?
Simply beautiful
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Simply beautiful
August 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I just want to congratulate Elon Musk for finally getting it up without a disaster.
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I just want to congratulate Elon Musk for finally getting it up without a disaster.
August 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM