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If it turns out bad he'll start calling it "Rubio's war"
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
oh Great ... now he’s gonna want to take over Norway
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Speaking of which: I want to see some interviews of people who went to high school with the little guy. I’m pretty sure he was pantsed at lunch hour about once a week (not that I endorse bullying)
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
you freakin’ idiot. We are already surrounded by good neighbors, which you have done an insanely great job alienating from day 1.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
All the McDonald's fat lining his gut is probably protecting his stomach; but the aspirin is highly likely to be causing brain bleeds, which would explain a lot!
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Nothing says “war-fighter” like a freshly-powdered nose
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And the complete neutering of Western intelligence in its ability to provide factual background for foreign policy
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Do we not have our own intelligence service that would likely know if Putin's home were attacked?
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Handshake therapy
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is such an insulting, anti-democratic way for an official advisor to the President to be talking.
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Totally agree. Between the price of eggs vs an unconstitutional, dictator- loving kleptocrat, i know what I prioritize
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Based on that menu, the reporters are also going to start displaying swollen ankles and bruised hands. Eeegads... anything green on the plate?
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When in our history have the press ever refused to cover the public communications of the President simply because they sounded insane?
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
2/2. From Sea of Grass, which describes the destruction of our Great Plains ecosystem via the science and tech driven conversion to row crops monoculture, with climate change after effects
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
1/2 Leisinger also has a landlord who lives on the East Coast and is essentially an investor in South Dakota land. He wanted a steady, reliable return from his asset, and in that, corn and soybeans have another advantage over cattle. Corn and soybeans are covered by generous federal crop insurance
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuel, meet Fire.
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
She nailed the condescension.
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
DHS Charades: “sounds like .... "
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
JD Vance has been holding fake KKK rallies in his basement on weekends [I made this story up in order to draw attention to the very real problem of his racism]
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Power-parched. Love your writing! (Also accurate)
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Let's rename Ronald Reagan Washington International Airport the Menendez -Reagan Airport.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Despite Nick Reiner’s mistakes, his siblings should not make the moral error of turning on him.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Droopy Trump
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ballrooms up; eggs and gas down.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Reiner’s obituaries should note that he was so effective in his issue activism that he was able to get deeply under the skin of a tortured and struggling President of the United States
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM