Mark Scarbrow
@markscarbrow.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Grandad, Recruiter, Hammer ⚒. Half English, half Irish, half Italian. Not great at maths.
And if she did, especially right now, she’d be spot on Adrian
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 AM
And if she did, especially right now, she’d be spot on Adrian
I was queuing at a petrol pump once and an elderly lady got into the car in front of me - a small Toyota hatchback, but took what seemed an age to drive away. I muttered ‘come on love, move your Yaris’. Comedy gold if only someone had been with me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I was queuing at a petrol pump once and an elderly lady got into the car in front of me - a small Toyota hatchback, but took what seemed an age to drive away. I muttered ‘come on love, move your Yaris’. Comedy gold if only someone had been with me.
Are you in prison ?
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Are you in prison ?
How anybody gives the opportunist, self serving, disgusting scumbag Farage any credence at all just beggars belief. After all, his original ideas have gone so well…..
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
How anybody gives the opportunist, self serving, disgusting scumbag Farage any credence at all just beggars belief. After all, his original ideas have gone so well…..
It’s that time of year when a lot of us think about The Baby Cheeses
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s that time of year when a lot of us think about The Baby Cheeses
To apologise is to accept that you did something wrong. That is not in this self serving, scumbag grifter’s wheelhouse.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
To apologise is to accept that you did something wrong. That is not in this self serving, scumbag grifter’s wheelhouse.
You sound quite the catch. She’s one lucky girl !
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You sound quite the catch. She’s one lucky girl !
Were you bullied at school ?
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Were you bullied at school ?
I bet he’s an excellent driver
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I bet he’s an excellent driver
Banger of a story
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Banger of a story
You found a branch that was still open ?
September 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
You found a branch that was still open ?
Who needs a house in Clacton when you live up Trump’s arse
September 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who needs a house in Clacton when you live up Trump’s arse
I hope talking about in on here helps get it out your cistern
September 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hope talking about in on here helps get it out your cistern
He asked you to be his what now ?
August 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He asked you to be his what now ?
Nobody is inflammable !
August 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nobody is inflammable !
If you’d been with her twice before, this would make it the turd time.
July 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you’d been with her twice before, this would make it the turd time.
That’s a sweaty old work bag. Are you a Trawlerman ?
June 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That’s a sweaty old work bag. Are you a Trawlerman ?
Did you provide your best level of service or just go through the motions ?
June 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Did you provide your best level of service or just go through the motions ?
Dear Mr President, please keep him. Consider it a gift.
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dear Mr President, please keep him. Consider it a gift.
Farage talking about what he will do if he becomes Prime Minister is like me talking about how many goals I’ll score if I sign for Real Madrid
May 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Farage talking about what he will do if he becomes Prime Minister is like me talking about how many goals I’ll score if I sign for Real Madrid
Did anyone else hear Alan Partridge saying ‘I’ve got a scam running with a big plate’ as they read this ?
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Did anyone else hear Alan Partridge saying ‘I’ve got a scam running with a big plate’ as they read this ?
I’m guessing that the ‘mates’ are imaginary
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m guessing that the ‘mates’ are imaginary