Mark
markspurs.bsky.social
Mark
@markspurs.bsky.social
Best Bluesky bio.
Did Dick Van Dyke write this?
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
tbf LA does have beaches which is something London lacks. Build more lidos.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hippies in the same way Richard Branson was a hippy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not so bad they make Utd look good,
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Imagery needs work.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Gingerbread men won the war, dontcha know.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sans marzipan.
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
His leaving present to us was Frank, who is busy downgrading us to plucky underdogs playing percentage football. Bet Levy is happy not having to deal with the fan's wrath at the garbage his last throw of the dice is putting out on the pitch.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Unfortunately Vicario was the lightening rod for the fans dissatisfaction with Frank's attempts to instil his underdog percentage football (long throws, set pieces, endless hopeful crosses). We have neither the players to play it nor the fans to tolerate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wannabe posho. Every item looks brand new - very un-posh.
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Y’all Party has that covered.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Unless you're in Kraftwork or are mid 70s Bowie there is no excuse for black shirt buttoned to the top.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Somebody needs to sell Trump the idea that regime change in Russia offers potentially untold personal riches and a solid route to the Nobel Peace Prize.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Can't fault that apart from Oasis when it should have been the far superior Slade.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More evidence that South London is not real.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Starmer’s thinking is impaired.

#statingtheobvious
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You would hope this threat has been planned for by the Coalition of the Willing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Petrol. We buy it in litres but miles per gallon determine fuel efficiency.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
d) he's not a leader, of anything.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Checked through old emails to make sure there were none from Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Now he's free to stand for Reform.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Because he's the leader of the Revolutionary Vanguard and don't you forget it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Even their robots are drunks.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump is trying to retrospectively rewrite history.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM