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Markus wolf 🔞
@markus-wolf.bsky.social
He/him, 29, pan, AuDHD
poly but open (closed romantically)
Taken by
@horsetism.bsky.social
@paghan.bsky.social

Vers switch, leaning service-dom
My partners love my dad-bod

Just here to lurk AD accounts
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Not my pansexual ass gawking at how big his load was. Oral fixation, anyone?
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Belly pouches are so underrated. Do you know how nice they are to cup on the little spoon?
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh shit I just found an amazing one
Good_clean_married_sex 537
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ooh, thank you! He managed to burn out his Hitachi
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Need to get one of those Jopen for my fiance. He loves squirting, and overstim so it's really fun to milk him until he's having dry spasms
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Boyfriend just found a good one
Genital_danger_play 1.1k
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My favorites are "what" "why" "what has science done" and "where is your god now"
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Goodness, I've always had a thing for bottomless in a bra. Just makes brain go whirr
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Damn. My headcanon is she's lifting up the sweatshirt to prove she followed through on a lost bet or something.
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Me and my bff found it while browsing tonight
August 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Okay, last one, I swear

Question of a Deadman
August 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Killswitch Disengaged
Granny Knot
Spirit Halloween
Pacifier
The Pre-Dreadnoughts
Here with my Weakness
Toolbelt
The Sex Revolvers
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
StarIED
The Chalk Nibblers
Villagers Close to Ioannina City
Twenty and a Half Pilots
Owl Town
Beastie Boy
Beach Bums
Bad Dogs
Leftover Meatloaf
August 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Leonard Skynyrd
Sticks
Tom is Impatient
Minivan Halen
Big Brother and the Setting Down Company
Wizards of Queaziness
Mature Gambino
Birthday Double Homicide
Men Without Hats
Native Weaponry
Stone Altar Pilots
The Mall Cops
Wheezer
The Generic Paper Cup Chix
Mentally Stable Clown Posse
August 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Mindful Self Indulgence
Megan the Gelding
Carpenter Shiraz
QuietGarden
Quiet Peaceful Protest
Competent with Grenades
Dried Mudd
Meditating (Nirvana)
Good Jovi / Bon Anchovy / Jon Jovi
A Few of Them Witches
ISawABearOnce
Average Sized but Decent Voodoo Daddy
Byrd
Big and Well Off
Sober Jesus
August 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Kilometer Krutch
Slightly Disturbed
Sniffles for Fears
Methadone Ground
Flaccid Bizkit
Popkorn
Hoser
Semi-American Rejects
Bowling for Chowder
Blink-82
Marilyn Mandaughter
Mumford's Alone
Mr Dre
Snoop Dog
Villager Kief
Old Metro
Present
August 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The Pigeons
Okay Charlotte
Los Angeles Undead
Bullet for my Crush
The Divorced Papas
Allan Man
Reba McPartial
Native
Bruce Fallsteen
Groundleaf
Tom Petty and the Incels
Cis Siberian Orchestra
The Assaulters
Dried Cranberries
Worse Wolf
August 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Alabaster Snake
Black Monday
Five Finger Painful Slap
Bending Benjamin
Tragedyica
Decent White
Argument Boy
My Chemical Situationship
A Band
Sour Cream
Led Balloon
Two Dog Night
The Temper Tantrum Blues
August 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sometimes the achievement is just worth it.

Still disappointed how few people have the Hades achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times. I earned it before I'd even beaten the hydra
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM