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No just until November 3rd, after the elections none of this will matter.
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No just until November 3rd, after the elections none of this will matter.
His half-full head hits full through the windshield glass.
August 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
His half-full head hits full through the windshield glass.
I’m a European and I’m dreaming of going on a cross country roadtrip holiday with my family at some point in the future. I’m definitely not going while these ICE raids are ongoing, I’m simply scared of having me and my kids arrested and thrown into jail on some vague suspicion.
August 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m a European and I’m dreaming of going on a cross country roadtrip holiday with my family at some point in the future. I’m definitely not going while these ICE raids are ongoing, I’m simply scared of having me and my kids arrested and thrown into jail on some vague suspicion.
He was the head of the MI6 Secret Service until 2020. I don’t think a government servant spy should argue policy with his elected masters, to be fair, I’d give him a pass. Plenty of other people were saying these things at the time, but people didn’t listen, they called it “project fear”, remember?
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He was the head of the MI6 Secret Service until 2020. I don’t think a government servant spy should argue policy with his elected masters, to be fair, I’d give him a pass. Plenty of other people were saying these things at the time, but people didn’t listen, they called it “project fear”, remember?
😂 This’ll be a Streisand effect! The more they complain the more they’ll people ideas 😂
June 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
😂 This’ll be a Streisand effect! The more they complain the more they’ll people ideas 😂
It would be quite the plot twist if Liberals ended up being NRAs member base after this, arming themselves to overthrow King Trump.
June 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It would be quite the plot twist if Liberals ended up being NRAs member base after this, arming themselves to overthrow King Trump.
Turkeys voting for Christmas? 🤷♀️ I realise Turkeys aren’t people, but I struggle to think of any actual humans that dumb.
June 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Turkeys voting for Christmas? 🤷♀️ I realise Turkeys aren’t people, but I struggle to think of any actual humans that dumb.
Insane! When I first read this I thought it must have been a mistake. But he clearly looked at her, saw her talking into a camera holding a microphone and aimed right at her!
June 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Insane! When I first read this I thought it must have been a mistake. But he clearly looked at her, saw her talking into a camera holding a microphone and aimed right at her!
ICE = Nazi SS
June 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
ICE = Nazi SS
Offshoring, robots and the death of the Unions. The Unions kept a floor under wages for the entire economy, Unionized workers make more than non-unionized workers.
May 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Offshoring, robots and the death of the Unions. The Unions kept a floor under wages for the entire economy, Unionized workers make more than non-unionized workers.
Trump is flailing, he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. His world is shrinking. He failed at trade and security policy so now he’s rearranging auxiliary staff at the White House. Next he’ll be issuing EOs about the colour of White House carpets.
May 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump is flailing, he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. His world is shrinking. He failed at trade and security policy so now he’s rearranging auxiliary staff at the White House. Next he’ll be issuing EOs about the colour of White House carpets.
Some examples of “Norway-jokes” we tell in Sweden. Where the punchline is always a Norwegian being an idiot. In Norway these are called “Sweden-jokes”, where the punchline is a swede being an idiot 😂
May 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Some examples of “Norway-jokes” we tell in Sweden. Where the punchline is always a Norwegian being an idiot. In Norway these are called “Sweden-jokes”, where the punchline is a swede being an idiot 😂
The Norwegian Prime Minister had enough and shouted to King Harald: “the Norwegian parliament is filled with idiots!”. He was immediately sentenced to ten years for divulging Norwegian state secrets.
May 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Norwegian Prime Minister had enough and shouted to King Harald: “the Norwegian parliament is filled with idiots!”. He was immediately sentenced to ten years for divulging Norwegian state secrets.
The Norwegian husband with three kids told his wife “that’s enough kids, because on this planet every fourth newborn is Chinese!”
May 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Norwegian husband with three kids told his wife “that’s enough kids, because on this planet every fourth newborn is Chinese!”
A helicopter crash landed on a cemetery in Oslo, so far the search and rescue team encountered 350 dead people.
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A helicopter crash landed on a cemetery in Oslo, so far the search and rescue team encountered 350 dead people.
What do you call a smart person in Norway? A tourist!
May 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What do you call a smart person in Norway? A tourist!
I think Carney should take up Trump on his offer to back out of NORAD. That makes Canada the gatekeeper of information on an imminent Russian/Chinese strike on US soil. Then Canada will have Trump over a mighty barrel.
May 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think Carney should take up Trump on his offer to back out of NORAD. That makes Canada the gatekeeper of information on an imminent Russian/Chinese strike on US soil. Then Canada will have Trump over a mighty barrel.
Trump is a classic bully, just stand up to him and he loses air like a balloon.
May 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trump is a classic bully, just stand up to him and he loses air like a balloon.
The Trump Recession starts
May 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The Trump Recession starts
If he’s wrong (and he is), children WILL die from preventable diseases, thinking they were given a vaccine when they were instead given a placebo.
May 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If he’s wrong (and he is), children WILL die from preventable diseases, thinking they were given a vaccine when they were instead given a placebo.
That’s probably true, but the kids are adults now. Sasha would be 27 in 2028 and Malia 30, they’re not kids anymore.
April 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That’s probably true, but the kids are adults now. Sasha would be 27 in 2028 and Malia 30, they’re not kids anymore.
The man that actually managed to bankrupt a casino. That’s like being given the US Mint and manage to bankrupt it.
April 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The man that actually managed to bankrupt a casino. That’s like being given the US Mint and manage to bankrupt it.