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markusbuhmann.bsky.social
Markus
@markusbuhmann.bsky.social
He/Him. Founder: http://MusicFlow.co
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Data nerd and techy. A Vizsla’s human. Former: paperboy, tv extra, and average law student.

There will be typos.
By Grabthar’s Hammer.
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ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
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December 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
F**k me the platonic ideal of a tech bro; aggressively unearned confidence, entitlement and victim hood I in one complete package. Amazing.
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It’s always the people you expect.
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, that’s disappointing
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Is he Trumpy?
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“One of you, is the least attractive person I have ever seen in my life. You know who you are.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can it hurry the f**k up
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Basic bitches 10x-ing their basic-ness
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Markus
Woke 2 is going to have to really stress the importance of competence and capability, and the real kind, not the pretend kind that MattY fetishises
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lithuanian Dub Techno is ace. Right @jakegriffiths.bsky.social ?
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It’s thoughtful
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A vaguely louche Secret Santa. Nice.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The X files was heroically bad at arcs. Monster of the week ftw
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sisu is the hero we need
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Parts 2 and 3 of Alex Garland’s Dredd trilogy

Nemesis the Warlock

And Slaine please, in that order.
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Data is the past. Ai is trained on that data. It is always looking backward. It is not innovative by definition.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know a bunch of decorators, one of whom was an ex-city trader, who all talk about "being on the brushes". It's definitely a thing
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When can we cable st them?
December 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm not even surprised.
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We have a Hetty, exactly the same as a Henry, but pink and 2/3 the price (honestly). I wonder if the manufacturers are making some kind of social comment.
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A regular bowel movement or a big red India rubber ball.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mate. Do you understand that healthcare is cheaper per capita of GDP if it’s socialised? Imagine all of those duplicate admin capabilities cut. Greater profits for companies not having to pay for shitty medical vouchers and more money for regular folks to spend.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM