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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣

@markwade.bsky.social

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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer. I will block randos, especially follow-me-backers and T-shirt holders.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 2h

Someone please put Tarik's photo in lower right panel.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 2h

Game 5 #tigers #mariners preview, courtesy of @pbfcomics.bsky.social:

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3h

Lucy Mercer?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 1d

It might be our only chance to see a virgin deliver the State of the Union Address.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 1d

Is it a livestream, or will it stay available after that?

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 2d

1972 Dolphins are popping the corks early this year.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3d

So, the ICE vehicle has a fleet plate. Find out who is renting to them and demand others stop doing business with them.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3d

Road warriors.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 4d

Miles Monroe (Woody Allen) is white surgical garb holding a gun in one hand and Our Leader's nose hostage in the other. Diane Keaton is behind him, similarly dressed.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 5d

Usually, when it's an angry middle-aged white guy on a bike, some DUIs are involved.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 6d

The actual final show for @johnmoe.bsky.social 's Math Emergency.

If not that, then this guy:

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 6d

Just like Breaking Bad.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 6d

Slightly spectrumy utilitarianism combined with positive cash flow.

Someone can be helped directly with an amount that I won't notice a week later?

I'm happy to do so.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 6d

Sept. 30. Oct. 1

Me after Liverpool win the Premier League. Holding a replica trophy, wearing a kit and scarf at Thomaas Magee's in Detroit.

Halloween 2022. Belle Isle slide victim, complete with eyglass arm embedded into my skull.

I am wearing a Detroit City FC t-shirt and am waleaeing a sticker that says "Belle Isle Park - Giant Slide Day Pass"
The date 8/19/22 is sharpied in. That was the only day the slide was open.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 7d

I mean, I understand it. It would be insane to play, for example, a RedSox / Mariners three games in three days series with two cross-continental trips.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 7d

Nope. Higher seed hosts all 3 games.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 7d

Trump's Crime Crackdown!?!?!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KIND OF FRAMING IS THAT?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah, but it's a posting to a private FB group. Just because some member is encouraging it, doesn't mean the school system is involved.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 8d

Mitch Hedberg two panel

Panel 1 - I give you money, you give me the donut.

Panel 2 - We do not need to involve creating an account and enabling location services.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 8d

Definitely a factor in South Korea.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 8d

Smaller countries with effective mass transit?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe 40 years ago. Now, it's more of a question of who's still got game.

The B-52's showed their age a lot more than Lene and DEVO did. Lots of dropped notes and octaves.

Meanwhile, Lene could still hit her notes.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 9d

And the player worn kits from Saturday are now up for auction with all proceeds benefitting the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center.

www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 9d

It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 9d

I was wondering what language Grok had to autotranslate it from.

We literally have a "I'm sure it sounded better in the original German" here.