At least with ketamine, life would be a lot more fun than it is now!

A lot of changes but if that team can't beat Raith then at least we'll know how many players we'll need to buy in the summer

This is what people need to understand about Hatate. He brings something different and tries things that no one else will. When it works, he's the best player in Scotland, when it doesn't, we are awful

Did Kilmarnock not eliminate Celtic from the League Cup last season? Everyone is beatable in a one off game

I'm going to be in Boston on the 25th. Any suggestions on where to watch the game against Dundee while I'm there?

The worst thing ever is being in a relationship with someone who loves cards and wants something meaningful written in every single one and that's just not you

The Rotary Club which is a worldwide institution, has a mission to eradicate polio, which they pour a lot of money into every year. This is madness

Why don't we all try to make it a cool place for everyone who isn't an arsehole. I think we can all still hang out here as long as we live by the mantra. Don't be a dick

It shouldn't matter what anyone else is doing. If Celtic don't qualify after that fixture draw we've got no hope

He's definitely not a hero but if a line was drawn and you had to pick what side you were on, I think the CEO would be pretty lonely