Mark
@markyhawthorne.bsky.social
Can my American friends please go to the Whitehouse and kick the president in his nut sack. Many thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can my American friends please go to the Whitehouse and kick the president in his nut sack. Many thanks.
Trump is toast. Hide your ketchup.
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump is toast. Hide your ketchup.
America is now a "shit hole" country.
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
America is now a "shit hole" country.
America is bat shit fucked up. End of.
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
America is bat shit fucked up. End of.
Wtf is wrong with America? You all sat there taking this shit? Are you fucking blind.
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wtf is wrong with America? You all sat there taking this shit? Are you fucking blind.
One of my cats is missing. Not in a good mood.
August 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One of my cats is missing. Not in a good mood.
Lionesses ess esess... ❤️
July 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lionesses ess esess... ❤️
Everything trump touches dies.
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Everything trump touches dies.
How long before the official language of America is Russian?
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How long before the official language of America is Russian?
Not only had America gone downhill, it has also fallen into a bottomless pit.
July 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Not only had America gone downhill, it has also fallen into a bottomless pit.
Red arrows cancel display due to heightened security at airbase occupied by Americans.
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Red arrows cancel display due to heightened security at airbase occupied by Americans.
Two American Stratotankers are heading to Israel. A russian ilyushin seems to joining them....
June 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Two American Stratotankers are heading to Israel. A russian ilyushin seems to joining them....
Wtf is wrong with Americans? What a shithole place to live.
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wtf is wrong with Americans? What a shithole place to live.
America, can you start the civil war on Monday, I want a restful Sunday. Kthxbi.
June 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
America, can you start the civil war on Monday, I want a restful Sunday. Kthxbi.
Just realised I can't tell the difference between a police siren or the neighbours kid crying 😂
May 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just realised I can't tell the difference between a police siren or the neighbours kid crying 😂
Has anyone ever bought a McDanolds and said "I really enjoyed that"?
Nah...
Nah...
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Has anyone ever bought a McDanolds and said "I really enjoyed that"?
Nah...
Nah...
Americans need to sort out their own government before criticising others.
May 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Americans need to sort out their own government before criticising others.
How long before republicans demand a recount of votes for the pope?
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How long before republicans demand a recount of votes for the pope?
Today's my birthday! That is all.
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Today's my birthday! That is all.
It's just past midnight, so it's happy birthday to me!
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
May 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's just past midnight, so it's happy birthday to me!
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Can someone give that orange turd in America a slap. Thanks.
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Can someone give that orange turd in America a slap. Thanks.
Is trump crying about the Canadian results yet?
April 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is trump crying about the Canadian results yet?
America needs to understand that the only way to stop criminals and rapists from getting a foothold in their country is to stop electing them!
April 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
America needs to understand that the only way to stop criminals and rapists from getting a foothold in their country is to stop electing them!
What's happened to America?
April 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What's happened to America?