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Mark Zero
@markzero.bsky.social
(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person
It would have been cool if they had remastered Fallout New Vegas and released it in time for the new season of the show
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Isn't it more likely that a reindeer got run over by a grandma?
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think the best way for me to make new friends is to go to karaoke every week and only sing the Star-Spangled Banner
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@infinata.bsky.social could Infinity Stones be used as the crystals in lightsabers?
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I heard that the Pope is opening his own cannoli shop, but he's struggling to come up with a good name for it
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I wish I could just hire an orange cat to come visit me for a few hours
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They should do a reverse shadow drop during the game awards where they unrelease Silksong, removing it from every digital platform and causing the physical releases to self-destruct
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's only the 10th, and I've already eaten a dangerous amount of holiday chocolate this month
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know this would reduce some of the fun for some people, but imagine if the Metroid prime games had fast travel points
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wait, eggnog is real? I thought it was just a joke in movies. No thank you!
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Award shows are dumb
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I restarted Metroid Dread because I never finished it. That stupid robot pissed me off so much that I gave up again after an hour. I'm not skilled enough for that kind of metroidvania. It's not fun for me. I'm hoping Prime 4 is better
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Rizzler of Oz
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lasagna sandwich
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Mark Zero
Like my bio says, sometimes I make things.

It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...
Tater Claus by thefightingtater
Get into the Christmas spirit (and maybe enjoy a few Christmas-themed spirits) with Tater Claus! 100% of artist's share of sales will be donated to the James D. Tatum "Fighting Tater" Memorial Fund at...
www.teepublic.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's not too late for them to replace Myles in Metroid 4 with Miles from Sonic the Hedgehog
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sad Cowboy: yippee cry-yay
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No disrespect to Dolly Parton, she's fantastic, but the Yellowstone frozen meals are better than hers
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Mark Zero
Average San Francisco couple
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey Lego, bring back M-Tron, Blacktron (2), Space Police, and Ice Planet. As an adult collector who was born in the '80s, you will get a lot of my money if you do that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Elf on the Shelf reports to ICE now
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why do so many cryptid hunters on the History channel shows look like they themselves are also human cryptids?
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Deer streaming services, I live alone and I'm the only one that uses my TV. I don't want to have to select a profile every time I log in. Give me that option!
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you kill the first prime podcast, then all podcasts sired after it will also perish
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Idea for a Final Destination sequel, "Final Desti-Nation": After an accidental nuclear launch is averted, everyone in the US is inflicted with a final destination style curse. Just seen after seeing of everyone in the country getting killed and increasingly elaborate ways as they try to avoid death
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM