Marmalade
marmaladevt.bsky.social
Marmalade
@marmaladevt.bsky.social
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California raisins rule 34
August 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
America really do be a "crabs in a bucket" democracy
August 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Has someone programmed a mod for balatro that works with vibrators yet? Just curious
August 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall, why do you fail when I call "Google show me this guy's balls"
August 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey besties idk which of you needs to hear this but it's time to get tested, get your oil changed, schedule that appointment, drink water :333
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think what we really need right now is a Bratz x Dunkin Donuts crossover where the promotional item is the DIVA Cup™.
July 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Been finding a lot of pennies in my appt parking lot, if they continue to compound at the current rate I'll be able to retire in a month.
May 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
March 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Paying my taxes in chocolate coins :3
March 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Water puppy :3
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"How to maximize your SEO recognition" and other man made horrors beyond my comprehension
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He is even more smug now, I don't know how to handle this development.
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This smug fuck
January 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Shrimp cocktail but it's raw shrimp and everclear.
January 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Marmalade
Ate a silica gel packet 😞
January 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Now that TikTok is dead I can finally get started on all the side projects I never finished
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Everyone always asked what's updog, never how are you feeling updog
January 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Perchance, dinglefuckery
January 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nosferatu fucks hard go see it
December 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Apparently everclear and apple juice is not a mulled Christmas drink
December 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
My wife took the pog collection in the divorce 🥲
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 AM
You know you're bored when the YouTube recommendations start showing you video essays on 17th century politics
November 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Debating turning my bluesky into a repository for all the photos I take of my cats and nothing else.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The world is mad cringe at the moment
November 15, 2024 at 12:37 AM