Miami is on an absolute rampage.
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Miami is on an absolute rampage.
The last time I went to a steak n shake was a few years ago. I just wanted a shake. I pulled up to the drive through and listened to two employees argue about money in the register until I finally drove away.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The last time I went to a steak n shake was a few years ago. I just wanted a shake. I pulled up to the drive through and listened to two employees argue about money in the register until I finally drove away.
Clue, this is 1. One of the good ones and 2. A sniper shot at my self esteem.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Clue, this is 1. One of the good ones and 2. A sniper shot at my self esteem.
The guys you know were last seen crying on Facebook videos because the kid that works at McDonald's was mean to them about their dumb red hat.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The guys you know were last seen crying on Facebook videos because the kid that works at McDonald's was mean to them about their dumb red hat.
Guys live show at the Polaris Twin Peaks?
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Guys live show at the Polaris Twin Peaks?
Ok fine, but that shirt....
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Ok fine, but that shirt....
The perfect Defector freelance piece.
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The perfect Defector freelance piece.
The pure contempt he has for the people that call his show.
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The pure contempt he has for the people that call his show.
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to wake up tomorrow with 10 million dollars and a big dick. Both of these things are equally likely to happen, so put my prediction in the paper.
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to wake up tomorrow with 10 million dollars and a big dick. Both of these things are equally likely to happen, so put my prediction in the paper.
He stayed committed for an entire three months, what else could you want from the guy
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
He stayed committed for an entire three months, what else could you want from the guy
"keep the concentration camps, but fix them up a little"
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
"keep the concentration camps, but fix them up a little"
The nation's angriest and most gullible people. They even threw traffic roundabouts in there because those are bait for angry boomers.
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The nation's angriest and most gullible people. They even threw traffic roundabouts in there because those are bait for angry boomers.
Thoughts and prayers to the old assholes at my local VFW that publicly filled their pants over Kaepernick a few years ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Thoughts and prayers to the old assholes at my local VFW that publicly filled their pants over Kaepernick a few years ago.
Forever failing upwards.
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Forever failing upwards.
You're with me, piggy.
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
You're with me, piggy.
Good grief. . Keep that guy away from the wallet inspector.
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Good grief. . Keep that guy away from the wallet inspector.
Mr Potato Head fell down the stairs
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Mr Potato Head fell down the stairs
He got your ass good.
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
He got your ass good.
Weren't they 30% clothing store, 70% real estate scam?
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Weren't they 30% clothing store, 70% real estate scam?
Thine snatch has quite few calories indeed
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Thine snatch has quite few calories indeed
It was cool when they hung him from a gas station and people got a chance to throw things at him.
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It was cool when they hung him from a gas station and people got a chance to throw things at him.
A senator that loses the military bowl is disrespectful of the troops.
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
A senator that loses the military bowl is disrespectful of the troops.