they were all like wtf but anyway, customer is banned now

Mal was mad Ivan made an impromptu wash bay closing off the tip & finding a fire hose + bucket + suds + broom + wash rag. he was madder he was blasting 'carwash' & madder still that others joined in. he was ended tho when it was eventually discovered the wash rag in question was actually his t-shirt

we pulled the old toilet out pretty easily but when i asked where the pipe was supposed to join the new one he said "ah idk man i'm not a plumber"

they use the phrase 'Winergy' & have backup outro dancers 😔😔

Bec's been telling me more abt it & it's worse than we thought 😔

'The Tonyverse' is Tony's thoughts abt stuff. it's drawn from his rags to riches success story, his keen observations of the human psyche & pseudo science

sounds like 100% a cult. there is a figurehead let's call him 'Tony' (so this doesnt somehow get back to Bec's work). Tony doesnt run the course but instead sends acolytes to introduce u to what they call 'The Tonyverse'

they've already mentioned metaphyics, hypnosis & neuro-linguistic repreogramming & she is p convinced it is some kind of cult

the celebrant is the referee, the vows are a wrestling match, u tap out by saying i do & then u married

basically weddings should be more like wrestling

also everyone should have their own walk out music.. also they should run up & down the aisle hi fiving ppl