If your computer is still responsive, it's not working hard enough
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If your computer is still responsive, it's not working hard enough
This feels needlessly aggressive
March 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This feels needlessly aggressive
If you keep a giant skeleton in your yard or business in the off season, I will automatically assume that you are cool
December 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM
If you keep a giant skeleton in your yard or business in the off season, I will automatically assume that you are cool
me texting STOP to every phone number this election season
November 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
me texting STOP to every phone number this election season
Googled game of life looking for a simple in-browser sim and was treated to this 🧬
October 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Googled game of life looking for a simple in-browser sim and was treated to this 🧬
A chicken for every pot and a nuclear reactor for every GPU
September 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
A chicken for every pot and a nuclear reactor for every GPU
Just thanked the barista and Siri said “no problem!” how embarrassing for her
August 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Just thanked the barista and Siri said “no problem!” how embarrassing for her